In a unanimous decision handed down just now, the state Supremes denied Coleman any relief in a lawsuit he was waging to deal with allegations of double-counted absentee ballots, which his campaign says have given an illegitimate edge to Al Franken. [...] With Al Franken leading by 47 votes, this lawsuit was Coleman’s best shot at coming from behind. And it just failed, making a Franken win nearly a foregone conclusion when this recount finishes up in early January.
It’s a dark day for Lizard People.
Lizard People: “Crap on a sssssstick!”