President Bush is getting ready to deliver his final press conference. I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence. After this morning, no more smirky dickish remarks to the press from George W. Bush — or, at least, the last smirky dickish remarks to the press we need to pay attention to.
No more claims of political capital, no more inappropriate giggling while discussing things like war and death, no more wise-ass nicknames, no more pregnant pauses wide enough to drive a truck through, no more flagrant lying.
The last President Bush press conference. I can’t believe we survived.