Why can’t I be in San Antonio, Texas tomorrow?!
Julia Hayden, who does her teabagging in San Antonio, has cat scratch fever because Ted Nugent is going to be in da house (Julia does ‘raise the roof’ hand motions) which causes Leahy to comment ( in his most sincere high school career counselor “I’m down with the kids” voice) : “Ted Nugent singing the national anthem. Who wouldn’t want to hear that?” Fuck yeah.
Glenn Beck will also be in San Antonio, by the way. There are unconfirmed reports that Nugent and Beck will get together after the tea baggery to participate in a Crazy Wackaloon Triathlon in which they’ll compete against each other in three concurrent events: Paranoid Delusions, Nonsensical Ranting and a Punch-Me-Face Punching Rodeo.