Doof Quote of the Day

“I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.” —Sarah Palin

Department of Law? In the White House?

UPDATE: This, too:

“I am not a quitter. I am a fighter.” —Sarah Palin just three days after quitting her job

She might as well be saying, “I’m not Sarah Palin. I’m Art Vandelay.”