“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that—I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”
Yep. Alan Simpson is the co-chair of President Obama’s deficit commission. He gets to determine what happens with Social Security. Alan Simpson. Who, at the age of 153, is clearly suffering from brain worms.
Adding… Simpson testifies in Congress today. No word on whether or not he’s going to lash out at kids who are “walking on their pants” and listening to the “enema man.”