She's Not Embarrassed

Posted on June 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm by Bob Cesca

Sarah Palin in Boston describing Paul Revere’s ride:

“He who warned, uh, the, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, makin’ sure as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free and we were gonna be armed.”

That’s exactly verbatim. I’m not making it up. Here’s the video evidence from CNN via Alan Colmes.

And she thinks she can be president.

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  • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

    OMFG, my 8 year old is a better extemporaneous speaker than she is. How can ANYONE in their right mind believe she is capable of being President! I swear if she runs, is nominated and somehow wins, I think the time/space continuum will fracture and her brain pan will become the starting point of singularity that will suck the entire galaxy in. Actually, in that case, I would welcome such an end instead of the ugly lingering death this country will face if she is in charge.

    • JackDaniel07

      Todd Palin is coming! Todd Palin is coming….all over the fake tits of one of Sarah’s aides!

  • http://twitter.com/gbeaudette Grant Beaudette

    Right now someone at the History channel is pitching a show of just an hour of Palin and Michelle Bachmann talking about the Revolutionary War.

    • muselet

      History Channel or Comedy Central?

      -alopecia

  • Chachizel

    In the words of Keith Olbermann, “That woman is an IDIOT.” Imagine how dumb the people that idolize her are…scary

  • markbedford

    the added sound track, while interesting the first time, quickly becomes a serious deterrent to the site. serious.

  • Robert Scalzi

    Un fucking real…Being a Masshole myself this is infuriating to have 2 ditzy tools completely botching Bay State and American history. It makes me so mad that if I was ever to be close enough to lobotomize these twits I would . Puhleeze someone muzzle these useless twits.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    Watch: This will make it into Texas elementary-school textbooks within 3 years.

  • roxsteady

    Ugh! What an idiot! My advice to her would be to first, LEARN ENGLISH! Have of the time I have no idea what the hell she’s saying. Then, once I do hear what she’s saying, I have no idea what the hell she’s saying! Sadly, my mom passed away back in 2003 but, if Palin were my mother I’d seriously think about offing her! Sorry but, she’s just that embarrassing. It’s one thing for your ignorant parent to sit at home ranting and blathering about things they may know nothing about but, when your mom’s stupidity goes national it has to be just awful!

    • Robert Scalzi

      Didn’t she just buy Rosetta stone -English ?? oh wait hat was Tina Fey on SNL…how prophetic of Tina and the SNL writers LOL

  • http://www.osborneink.com OsborneInk

    Bachmann-Palin Overdrive is characterized by extensive historical ignorance, diarrhea of the mouth, and scrambled incoherent speech. Highly contagious among a certain segment of the population, left untreated it can result in terminal irony deficiency.

  • http://twitter.com/In_Terrys_Head Terrance Gilmore

    I substitute taught in a 4th grade classroom last week. They could have done a better job explaining who and what Paul Revere was/did. I’m not exaggerating.

  • Tomservo88

    Palin refuses to educate herself, even a tiny bit- she is right there, pick up a pamphlet!
    Sigh.
    Palin has a hard time admitting mistakes- she may well try to prove how she had it right by pointing out that Obama signed a visitor’s book with the wrong year, so he clearly knows nothing about Paul Revere either and said 57 states once.

    Ignorance plus defensiveness minus education equals: politics of resentment.

    • holyreality

      George Bush with female plumbing.

  • MrDHalen

    I’m speechless! I am without speech at the moment. Thank god I can still type, but I have no speech.

    • MrDHalen

      Hey Everybody,

      I finally got my speech back. :-)

      It’s like Bob & Elvis talked about on the podcast; trying to read what she said is mentally tasking. You’re exhausted from reading it because a normal brain keeps trying to correct the structure, but your eyes and ears keep feeding in the dribble.

      And she’s making millions for being a beacon of hope for stupid people. America, Fuck Yea!!!

  • http://52novels.com/ Rob in Denver

    Because ringing bells and shooting guns is the best way to hold your cover…

  • mattpd

    such as south africa and the Iraq….

  • http://twitter.com/politicalprtpoo Politicalpartypooper

    He was “sending shots AND bells”? Well, no wonder we beat the British!

    No one can stand up to bells!

    NO

    ONE

  • ainsleyroad

    Sarah Palin. The stain on the fabric of America. We have John McCain, the dick that shot that worthless wad onto us, to thank. She needs to fuck off and die. And Bachmann. And Gingrich. And all the rest of those piles of worthless DNA. Fuck.

  • http://twitter.com/politicalprtpoo Politicalpartypooper

    I have not laughed so hard at a gaffe since Joe Biden taught Stock Market Crash-Depression history to Katie Couric.

    Of course, her love of “those emissions” was pretty sweet, too.

    I think we just saw what too much inhalation of motorcycle exhaust can result in.

    Like the Apostle Paul said, “All things are permissible…not all things are advisable”; or something like that.
    :D

    • muselet

      “All things are permissible … not all things are advisable. And don’t blow it.”

      -alopecia

  • http://twitter.com/themattmcd Matt McDaniel

    What, you don’t remember how Revere rode around shouting at the British, “The you are coming! The you are coming!”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/audrey.joyce Audrey Joyce

    Did she read this off a teleprompter?

    • BuffaloBuckeye

      Written on her palm, I believe.

      • Treading_Water

        Telepalmpter?

  • http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com Bob Rutledge

    Still as valid as the day it was posted. The Sentences of Sarah Palin

  • laddieluv

    That’s one flamin,’ ‘effing sentence fragment!

    What an embarrassment to the human race. Defies description.

    When can I get a blueprint of $arah Pee’s brain? I’m building an idiot.

  • http://twitter.com/bphoon Brian C

    Every time she pukes up words in a garbled mess all I can do anymore is shake my head. I’ve already used all the nouns, pronouns, adjectives and expletives I can think of to describe her and I’m fresh out. I used to give her the benefit of the doubt and think that she maybe had some intelligence but was just lazy. I’m still convinced she’s lazy but now all I can say is that she is just jaw-droppingly stupid. Just. Stupid. I know she refuses to be educated but I seriously doubt it would do any good if she tried. She is just amazingly dumb. How does she manage to get through the day?

  • BuffaloBuckeye

    Just the ‘WTF Moment’ that needed to kick off the weekend. I think I’ll have a cabernet this time.

    • agrazingmoose

      Chardonnay for me.

  • http://donkangoljones.wordpress.com Don “Kangol” Jones

    You just know somewhere McCain is going, “thank God I dodged that bullet.”

    • BuffaloBuckeye

      As we all are. Well played, sir.

    • SharksBreath

      He almost made that bullet a heartbeat from running the country.

      He pointed the gun at America.

  • http://twitter.com/SugaRazor Razor

    “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children”

  • likala

    Klondike Kardashian strikes again.