Republican Dress 'Em Up

Steve Benen is right to scold the cable news media for spending too much time talking about who “looks like a president,” but, sadly, physical looks are something Republican voters (almost exclusively so) take into consideration.

Why else do we get so many Republicans who play dress-em-up? Republicans love superficial things. Their positions are certainly bumper sticker sized, why not their preferences for how a president should “look”? Abraham Lincoln would never be elected by today’s Republican Party (and, while Democrats aren’t so picky, Democratic focus groups and marketing experts would resoundingly shit all over Lincoln for scaring babies, etc…).

One of the things that scares Republicans more than anything about President Obama is the fact that he obviously doesn’t look like their model of a president. He’s not a grinning, somewhat doddering old white guy. An older, squinty white guy president gives them comfort because it fits into the pantheon. Instead, many Republicans think the president looks like a third world equatorial leader. Not “American” in the traditional sense. He doesn’t wear huge belt buckles or parade around in flight suits or climb aboard horses and ATVs. Worst of all, he’s black and the window through which a generation of brown people will leap into the Oval, usurping the White Republican 1950s utopia vision of America.

Romney, Rick Perry and Jon Huntsman all fit the paper doll vision of a Republican president, and it’s very likely we’ll see several of these guys dressing up in some sort of manly, all-American regalia. Republican voters love that shit. And as long as they do, it’s something that should be mentioned now and then — but only with disdain and snickering criticism.

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  • GrafZeppelin127

    It’s probably horribly cynical of me to say so, but it seems to me that there’s a certain cohort within the GOP that has a special incentive to damage and destroy the first black president, in order to make sure there will never be a second one.

    Granted, I stand firm to my conviction that even in the eyes of the GOP’s hard-core racists, whomever and wherever they may be, he’s a Democrat first and a black man second. The GOP clearly hoped and believed that demonizing Jimmy Carter would be enough to ensure that no Democrat was ever elected president again, which is why they went apeshit when Bill Clinton won and thus did everything they could to destroy him, again hoping that doing so would ensure that no one would ever vote for another Democratic president. But Clinton beat them at their own economic game. You don’t hear RW/TP/GOPers calling Obama “another Bill Clinton.” They’re desperate to believe and to make others believe that Obama is “another Jimmy Carter,” because as the memory of Carter’s presidency, for better or worse, fades, they want to be able to pin every Democratic presidential candidate for the next 30 years with the pejorative “another Barack Obama.”

    And they have the propaganda and reality-control engine to do it. They can make Barack Obama “the worst President ever” without any regard, without even paying one iota of attention, to anything that has actually happened or is actually happening. There are enough Americans whose understanding of reality, indeed whose interest in reality, is limited to what I call bite-sized nuggets of emotionally-satisfying fiction. The entire 2010 midterms were based on that. There is no reason to believe that future elections will be any different, especially now that the Supreme Court has told us we cannot make it illegal to purchase reality.

    I think it was Randi Rhodes whom I recall saying, at the time Obama was elected, that “he will be the greatest president ever, because he has to be.” Hyperbole aside, what she meant was that as the first black president, he has to do a good job, because if he doesn’t it’ll be a long time before we have another one. In my opinion, Obama has done a good job; not a greatest-president-ever job, but a very good job under very difficult economic, and unprecedentedly difficult political, circumstances. But my opinion only counts for one vote in a state Obama will win handily next year no matter who the GOP nominates. What we’re seeing is the inverse of what Randi suggested: The GOP is trying to make Obama into the “worst president ever,” by preventing him from accomplishing much, preventing the economy from improving, and having their propaganda/reality-control machine keep repeating over and over how horrible he is regardless of any facts (i.e., regardless of what the facts are, or regardless of what the facts actually or reasonably mean). That way, it’ll be several generations before we even consider electing another non-white president. Perhaps we never will.

    I firmly believe that Barack Obama is the most hated president in my lifetime, in terms of the volume and intensity of the hatred directed his way, not to mention the irrational and counter-factual bases thereof. The Right hates him for being what he isn’t (a radical Muslim left-wing commie-socialist ideologue bent on destroying America), and because such blind, reflexive hatred is all they have left given the grotesque failures of their own ideology; while the Left hates him for being what he is (a pragmatic centrist more interested in governing than campaigning), and because they are never satisfied with what Democratic officeholders accomplish.

    The Right enjoys feeling oppressed and victimized by Democrats; the Left enjoys feeling disappointed and betrayed by them. Conversely, while the Left enjoys feeling oppressed and victimized by Republicans, the Right has no similar inclination to feel disappointed and betrayed by Republicans while Republicans are in office. They save such feelings, to the extent they exist at all, for after Democrats are elected to clean up the GOP’s economic mess, at which point they begin to pay lip service to the notion that so-and-so was “not a real conservative” and that they “never really supported” what he was doing, and perhaps that he lost the election because he was “not conservative enough” for this “center-right nation.”

    So, in 2012, we can go back to what has become the default, the status quo, in American politics: A Republican government racking up endless debt, fighting endless wars, handing essential government functions over to industry lobbyists and unqualified cronies, and waging endless cultural battles they have no intention of ever finally winning; a Republican electorate that enthusiastically enables all of this and aggressively demonizes anyone who objects; and a Democratic electorate that will complain endlessly about it and dream of the day when they can elect the next Democratic president to clean up the next Republican disaster, at which point they might actually wait a few months before feeling disappointed and betrayed and starting the whole miserable cycle over again, as the Right once again brings its phony outrage over “big government” and “spending” and “tyranny” out of hibernation.

    The song remains the same….

    • MrDHalen

      I still think for the hard core racist, it’s because he’s black first and democrat second. Everyday President Obama is in office, he shatters the prism with which they want to view the world. He causes a contradiction and challenges their beliefs.

      In my opinion, Obama is tearing down future foundations of racism and ending the GOP’s southern strategy effectiveness on future generations.

    • http://twitter.com/bphoon Brian C

      I’ve stated from Day 1 (that being 1/20/09) that there is a very large segment of our population who just can’t reconcile themselves with the fact that a black man got himself elected President. Full Stop.

      Why else would they keep braying about “taking our country back”?

      • GrafZeppelin127

        Take it back from the socialist freedom-hating tax-and-spending radical left-wing Godless commie liberal Democrats.

  • Zen Diesel

    It amazes me that the GOP believes they will get their person in the White House, without the support of the Gays, the Blacks and Browns, non Christians and the majority of folks who don’t watch Fox News.