Worst Person in the World

Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm by Bob Cesca

Rush Limbaugh still owns this category. President Obama, he says, is an Oreo cookie.

I don’t think they’ve invented a food disgusting enough to use as a metaphor for an impotent, fat, deaf, drug-warped turd.

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  • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

    drug-warped turd

    Bob, FTW!

  • http://www.osborneink.com OsborneInk

    “a food disgusting enough to use as a metaphor” — haggis? It’s so disgusting that it was actually banned in the US for a while…

    • Clancy

      I was going to suggest Spam or scrapple, but haggis works. . .

      • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

        Yes, haggis, particularly since it is formerly the “bowels” of an animal, which so aptly describes the human excrement that is Limbaugh.

        • Clancy

          I wouldn’t doubt Scrapple and Spam having similar origins.

  • kushiro -

    Deep-fried butter!

    • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

      Came to say this. Leaving greasy and deep-fried satisfied.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Kushiro wins.

      • kushiro -

        Thanks very much. In fairness, though, I would have supported the suggestion of haggis, but I had it once, and it wasn’t so bad. Of course, that was at a Robbie Burns party, after lots of scotch, and also it was 1992 and we had just done a Mexican hat dance to the tune of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, so perhaps my judgement was suspect.

        • incredulous72

          Sounds like my kinda party (minus the haggis)!

  • ari rutenberg

    Well…its not exactly food, but Limbaugh is the human equivalent of Santorum…

    • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

      One man’s meat…

    • D_C_Wilson

      Human?

  • Guest

    A cow-flop pizza with oxy topping?

  • prcleburne

    You have just insulted turds.

    • MrDHalen

      You’re right; at least turds help plants grow. I doubt Limbaugh could help anything grow. He may not even decompose when he dies, because the bacteria will avoid him.

  • moofus

    A santorum milkshake with a megaphone?

    • ari rutenberg

      were getting closer…

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

    a combination of haggis and czernina . *shudders*

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      OMG had to look up czernina and found on Wikipedia under “Blood as food” a pic of Taiwanese blood pudding deep fried ON A STICK. Feeling ill now and must go…..

      • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

        lol. :)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YM23FX2FBZEC3UVDPZRGCUBIZ4 staci

      I don’t know what czernina is, but I’ll bet it’s not worse than chitterlings. LOL

      • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

        well, it’s blood pudding. The Polish and Taiwanese love it. Haggis is just as bad. The combination is enough to make you sew your mouth shut. I think that if given a choice, I would prefer chitterlings. :)

  • incredulous72

    Thanks All! I’m officially NOT having dinner.

    • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

      lol. :)

  • judy_jetson

    comparing rush to haggis is an insult to haggis.

  • TalkieToaster2

    Limbaugh is like a huge vat of shortening.

  • http://twitter.com/bubblegenius Bubble Genius

    Limbaugh is Olestra personified. Anal leakage FTW.

  • watchdog_prime

    He’s a concentrated pile of human waste, haven’t you guys seen the video on YouTube?
    A food disgusting enough to be compared to fat boy, if it exists I’m sure it’s been eaten on Fear Factor.