Sarah Palin Isn't Running for President

Posted on October 6, 2011 at 7:02 am by Bob Cesca

Maybe it finally seeped into her mushy skull that no one likes her and that she would totally embarrass herself. Here she is with Mark the Talking Adenoid making it official:

I gotta say — part of me is disappointed. She would have been a psycho-bomb ignited in the middle of an already chaotic Republican field. And it would have been oh-so-fun to watch.

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  • http://twitter.com/motherunit420 Kathy Thompson

    Fun to watch? Yeah, but isn’t that why we have Comedy Central? Every time this woman opened her mouth, it trivialized the Presidency a little bit. Every time she showed up in that dumb bus, it cheapened our political process a little bit. “Candidates” like Palin, Frothy, Bachmann and Ron Paul can be hilarious, but they are distractions from the real issues that we need to think about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

    Perhaps she was concerned that her inaugural speech wouldn’t fit on the palms of her hands. Or perhaps she was concerned that it would.

  • JackDaniel07

    Wheres the PAC $$$ Sarah?

    • incredulous72

      Damn strait!

      Who’s going to be the first to charge the nitwit with FRAUD?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

      $1.4 million parked at SarahPAC — she needs it to pay for her new manse in Arizona. Of course, if it can be proven she had made up her mind not to run months ago and continued to collect PAC money for a presidential run, she could be in trouble.

  • http://extremeliberal.wordpress.com/ Extreme Liberal

    I never thought there was a chance in hell that she would run and predicted that many months ago. It’s way too much work and she’s lazy. She didn’t even want to serve out the rest of her term as Gov of Alaska, there was money to be made.

  • deacrick

    She said she will seek the GOP Nomination.
    If Romney is the candidate I expect Sarah to run an anti-establishment third party bid.
    Not that she could win, she’d probably rather not win but it would guarantee at least another book and months on the lecture circuit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

      If she did run thrid party, it would guarantee Obama’s reelection, but I don’t think she’ll do it — she’d lose too much money.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

    My God, I saw Sarah Palin’s face on a slice of toast this morning! ;)