Staffed by Two Servants

There’s a problem with Mitt Romney’s ineffectual attempt to relate to the common man by claiming he lived under austerity as a missionary in France.

The problem is this austerity involved a “palace” and personal servants

A day after being labelled “out of touch” for casually offering a $10,000 bet to a rival candidate, Mr Romney told supporters he had experienced austerity as a missionary in France, using a bucket for a lavatory and a hose for a shower. “You’re not living high on the hog at that kind of level,” he said.

But the Republican presidential hopeful spent a significant portion of his 30-month mission in a Paris mansion described by fellow American missionaries to The Daily Telegraph as “palace”. It featured stained glass windows, chandeliers, and an extensive art collection. It was staffed by two servants – a Spanish chef and a houseboy.

Although he spent time in other French cities, for most of 1968, Mr Romney lived in the Mission Home, a 19th century neoclassical building in the French capital’s chic 16th arrondissement. “It was a house built by and for rich people,” said Richard Anderson, the son of the mission president at the time of Mr Romney’s stay. “I would describe it as a palace”.

Tearful as he described the house, Mr Anderson, 70, of Kaysville, Utah, said Romney aides had asked him not to speak publicly about their time together there.

A personal chef and a houseboy? Chandeliers and fine art?

If this is what Republicans call “austerity,” no wonder they love austerity so much.

You can’t make this shit up.

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  • muselet

    He just can’t help himself, can he?

    –alopecia

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1118928624 Mimi Schector

    The more Mittens buries himself, the better. It’ll be a much bigger landslide if Newt is the GOP candidate. Go Newt!

  • muselet

    Relevant.
    (Credit to Telegraph commenter salfordlad.)

    –alopecia

    • peonyharp

      Wow, alopecia!
      Fascinating production you’ve unearthed here — many thanks.

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      Love that sketch…I often quote the line about “150 of us living in a small shoe box in the middle of the road”. People look at me funny for some reason.

      • muselet

        FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down t’mill, and pay t’mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

        FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: And you try and tell the young people of today that. They won’t believe you.

        ALL: They won’t!

        –alopecia

        • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

          We lived on a rubbish tip!

  • D_C_Wilson

    Wow. He did a mission in the rough, third world nation of France?

  • jmby

    So, palace and servants aside the last time he “roughed it” like us common folk was 1968?
    And he’s telling people this like it’s impressive? Not only is he hilariously out of touch with the mood in the country, this guy is too stupid to be believed.

    Please, Mitt, tell us more. We’re going to enjoy Newt getting creamed by President Obama in the general election.

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      I used to think Mitt was an opportunist but I’m beginning to think he is a compulsive liar. I mean, did he not think people would check on this kind of thing?

  • trgahan

    If you lived in Utah and dealt with people like Mitt, you’d find that his view of poverty and wealth is a reflection of the cultural. He likely truly believes during his mission he “experienced poverty” and since has enjoyed success (regardless of how he achieved it) due to his own hard work and blessing from God.
    BTW, the second largest fraud investigation division in the FBI is located in Utah.

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      The use of fraud is known as “bleeding the beast” in that culture, and it is evidently seen as a legitimate, righteous way to get rich. Makes me wonder why Mitt wants to get into the WH except to kill the government that he so despises.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Mitt’s success primarily comes from having the foresight to be born the son of a millionaire CEO.