Did you know Planned Parenthood and the Girl Scouts have entered into an alliance to lesbianize your daughters and give them free abortions?
I didn’t either, but that’s what Indiana State Representative Bob Morris (R) tells us. He read about it on the internet.
State Rep. Bob Morris (R) wants to kill a resolution honoring the Girl Scouts because they are a “radicalized organization” that promotes “homosexual lifestyles” and funds Planned Parenthood.
In a letter to his fellow Republicans on Saturday, Morris said he would refuse to support a resolution celebrating 100 years of the organization because “after talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing.”
The letter, obtained by the Fort Wayne Journal-Gazette, says that the Girl Scouts of America and the World Association of Girl Guides “have entered into a close strategic affiliation with Planned Parenthood,” though “you will not find evidence of this on the GSA/WAGGGS website—in fact, the websites of these two organizations explicitly deny funding Planned Parenthood.”
“Nonetheless, abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood,” Morris wrote. “Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars.”
After talking to some well-informed constituents, he did a small amount of web-based research, and what he found was disturbing.
Translation — after talking to some nutjob supporters who believe we never landed on the moon, he visited World Net Daily or some religious fundie website and took in everything he read there as fact.
As he admits himself, you won’t find any evidence of the malevolent connection between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood, or their plan to turn an entire generation of girls into lesbians, but he read about it on the internet therefor it must be true!
He didn’t stop there though.
He continues that the Girl Scouts also let in boys “who decide to claim a ‘transgender’ or cross-dressing life-style” and, in general, promote being gay. “Many parents are abandoning the Girl Scouts because they promote homosexual lifestyles,” Morris said. “In fact, the Girl Scouts education seminar girls are directed to study the example of role models. Of the fifty role models listed, only three have a briefly-mentioned religious background – all the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists.”
To recap — The Girl Scouts, in cooperation with Planned Parenthood, are promoting cross-dressing, abortions, feminism, homosexuality, and communism. There was no mention of birth control, but I’m sure that’s handed out at the door in gift bags at Girl Scout meetings.
The obvious question remaining is who the fuck voted for this man?