Goat Marriage

Bill O’Reilly says gay marriage could lead to turtle marriage. Rick Santorum says it could lead to dog marriage. And now Missouri Rep. Dwight Scharnhorst says it could lead to goat marriage.

Sponsors of legislation in Missouri that would eliminate discussions of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people in public schools and prohibit teachers from addressing bullying based on sexual orientation told the Huffington Post that they “do not want the homosexual agenda taught in the schools.” Rep. Dwight Scharnhorst (R), a co-sponsor of the so-called Don’t Say Gay bill, argued that sexual orientation issues “should be taught by parents, clergy and physician” and warned that teaching about LGBT issues would lead to other discussions. “There is no need to talk about Billy wanting to marry a goat,” he said.

While I’m sure Representative Scharnhorst’s ardent supporters in the heartland of Missouri have some wild desires, that doesn’t mean they’re shared by everyone!

By the way, why on earth would you want to prohibit teachers from addressing bullying regardless of the rationale behind it? Why would you want to codify and officially condone bullying?

This could potentially become state law, and the result would be that a generation of young adults in Missouri will have learned that hate-crimes are protected speech.

You have to be a very miserable person to sponsor this kind of legislation.

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  • moelarryandjesus

    Actual photo of Dwight Scharnhorst’s “goat dick in my ass” face:

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rtc3j9u1JnI/0.jpg

  • http://twitter.com/festafarian CB

    Turtles and dogs….ridiculous! But, I have seem some damn attractive goats..

  • http://twitter.com/Nanotyrnns Gearóid O’Tuathal

    They always go for “goat”. They don’t want gays and lesbians to be seen as real people that want to marry other real (gay) people, but as deviant sex machines that just want to fuck something. Anything.

    “By the way, why on earth would you want to prohibit teachers from addressing bullying regardless of the rationale behind it? Why would you want to codify and officially condone bullying?”

    Abu Ghraib, the dirty war in Argentina in the 70′s, Apartheid in South Africa… it’s frightening what humans will do to other humans when they’re told by people in a position of authority that it’s ok to treat an ill-favored group inhumanely. By preventing anti-bullying measures, they’re sending a clear signal – “It’s ok. Have at those faggots/emos/nerds/whatever.”

  • Todd Cline

    Anti gay marriage advocates often seem to forget the word “consent”, as if a goat or a dog or other animal can offer consent.

    • http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com Bob Rutledge

      Anti gay marriage advocates don’t believe in “consent”. In their minds, it’s the man’s right to have sex with his woman any time, and it’s the woman’s place to take it. So, goat, dog, woman… they’re all just receptacles for the man.

  • jason gober

    I am a proud resident of Missouri, and everyone here knows that you don’t marry the goat. It goat is a one-nighter, or if it’s really hot, a long holiday weekend.

    KC in the west, St. Louis in the east, and a big pile of dumbfuck in the middle.