Could the War on Birth Control Lead to a War on Viagra?

My Wednesday column is up at The Daily Banter. Read and RT often!

There might come a time, men, when we’ll need one of the various erectile dysfunction remedies, be it Viagra or Cialis or Other New Penis Pill X. There’s nothing intrinsically wrong with the existence of these pills nor in the responsible practice of taking them, either out of necessity or, you know, recreation.

The sad fact is that the increasingly poisonous foods and pollutants bombarding our bodies, along with record levels of obesity are reducing testosterone levels in men across the board, and, combined with the natural process of aging, it might become more and more difficult to get hard much less remain fertile and generally healthy…

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  • http://twitter.com/Nanotyrnns Gearóid O’Tuathal

    Well if one is a believer in intelligent design rather than evolution, I think the logical (ha!) conclusion would be that maybe God Almighty (Thor) doesn’t want old people having sex. Because sex is for procreation, right? Not pleasure. Right? So if women stop dropping eggs as they get older, and men stop popping boners as they get older, maybe the message from God (Thor) is “I PUT AN EXPIRATION DATE ON YOUR PECKER/OVARIES NOW JUST GODDAMN DEAL WITH IT”

    • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

      LOL. :)

  • muselet

    Oh, Bob, Bob, Bob, don’t be silly. Boner pills won’t be banned. They benefit men, who deserve to have sex lives long after their bodies are telling them, “No more, big guy.” The Pill and mifepristone benefit women, who have cooties and whose sex lives must be controlled by their betters.

    Gads, just typing that made me feel stupid.

    –alopecia