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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn? The concerned citizens of Arizona would like Secretary of State Bennett to investigate.

Last week, Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett, the state’s top elections official, threatened to kick President Obama off the state’s ballot until Hawai’i once again reiterated that Obama was born in that state. In response to Bennett’s flirtation with birtherism, 17,000 people signed a petition asking him to also investigate whether presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is a unicorn. While it remains to be seen whether such an investigation will reveal that the former Massachusetts governor is indeed a fantastical horned beast similar in appearance to a horse, it’s not clear whether Romney would be permitted to run for president if he is indeed a unicorn.

Bennett began an inquiry with the state of Hawaii concerning the president’s birth certificate because, according to him, some of his constituents asked him to.

Did 17,000 ask him to investigate the president’s birth certificate? Probably not, but 17,000 are asking him to investigate whether or not Mitt Romney is a unicorn. Will he obey their demands?

Mitt Romney released his birth certificate last night, so I’m sure the issue is settled. Not that it was ever in doubt anyway. After all, Mitt Romney is white.

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  • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

    Well, of course 200 angry Tea Baggers have much more influence than 17,000 snarky liberals in AZ. They’re the real murikans, dontcha know?! (snark, of course)

  • Al Iriberri

    Settled? How do you figure? Romney only released the short form birth certificate and electronically at that…which is precisely what was not good enough for the Birther idiots until they could complain about the official Hawaiian document (the one that, of course, was forged and on we go down the rabbit hole).

    This is not settled. Romney ancestors were born in Mexico, he wants to take the highest job in the land from a hard working non-American. :D