War on Marriage!

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 4:30 pm by JM Ashby

Though we have long established that President Obama does support marriage equality, now that he has spoken the magic string of words, the Right Wing can unleash the crazy with abandon.

War on Marriage! Drudge Siren!

Only at Fox News HQ and inside the minds of the Right Wing does enabling more people to tie the knot qualify as a “war on marriage.”

You know, just like the president simultaneously waging a war on Christmas while also spending way too much money on decorating the White House for Christmas.

Now can we drop any pretense that Fox News isn’t merely the marketing division of the RNC?

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  • http://www.broadwaycarl.com Broadway Carl

    They have since reconsidered and changed their headline. Probably because they were just recently bitching and moaning about the use of the term “War” when debating the War of Women. They just couldn’t help themselves.

  • http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com Bob Rutledge

    I wasn’t aware that there was any such pretense left.

  • nellcote

    How much longer will Shep Smith stay on at Fox? He welcomed Prez Obama as a “21st century president”.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jadopine Jim Oliver

    “Now can we drop any pretense that Fox News isn’t merely the marketing division of the RNC?”

    NO!!!

    No no no. Fox News is a LEGITIMATE, FOCUSED, ETHICAL NEWS ORGANIZATION, with NO ALTERNATE AGENDA.

    Because it must be. Because it’s all we have.

    C’mon, we’re desperate. We need ONE SOURCE OF NEWS that can be perceived as legitimate, or else we’re out here on our own, just making stuff up.

    Just…just, please, ignore all those voices in your head that say this makes no sense. Just accept it. Fox is a factual and legitimate source of news. Say it over and over until it sinks in.

    Do it for the children…