What’s Wrong With Iowa?

The chairman of the Iowa Republican party released the party’s 2012 election platform today, and their platform includes everything you may typically find during a brief search of World Net Daily and the kitchen sink.

Via Felicia Sonmez, it looks like the Iowa GOP has gone birther. On Monday, Don Racheter, chairman of the Iowa GOP’s 2012 platform committee, told Radio Iowa’s O. Kay Henderson about the state party’s new platform. Racheter said the document, which is still being drafted, was deliberately written to call into question President Barack Obama’s eligibility for office by including a plank mandating that the commander-in-chief be a “natural born citizen” [...]

he rest of the Iowa GOP’s platform is itself a somewhat spectacular document. The platform says much about the tone and tenor of the conservative grassroots five-and-a-half months out from election day. It advocates nullification of federal laws, the abolition of 10 cabinet-level departments (plus the TSA, FDA, ATF, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac), an end to birthright citizenship, and “the implementation of Lean Six Sigma” at all levels of government. It calls for the rejection of “UN Treaty on the Rights of the Child” (which social conservatives fear will curtail the perfectly justified practice of spanking), aims for the term “assault weapon” to be redefined as something other than a semi-automatic weapon, and asserts that “all individuals have the freedom to choose the quality of air in their home.” The “so-called ‘NAFTA Superhighway’”—which doesn’t exist—should be scuttled. There are 14 different planks pertaining to the United Nations and the North American Union, most notably the pro-sustainability Agenda 21 pact, which the Iowa GOP considers “diabolical.”

Birtherism, nullification, birthright citizenship, the NAFTA Superhighway, the “diabolical” UN. It’s all there. The Iowa Republican party has apparently been replaced by the body snatchers, except the body snatchers in this case came from the John Birch Society, not another planet (as far as we know).

I’ve covered it here before, but I’ll repeat it again — the “Agenda 21″ Republicans lovingly refer to, probably because it sounds a lot like Order 66, is nothing more than a set of guiding principles aimed at promoting economic growth without destroying the environment in the process. There’s nothing “diabolical” about it unless you consider sustainable economic growth to be some kind of globalized devilry.

According to Thinkprogress, the Iowa GOP platform also includes a call to investigate ACORN.

We call for a full investigation of the organization formerly known as ACORN and its allied organizations, call for full prosecution of those involved in any illegalities discovered, and call for elimination of government funding of such organizations.

Didn’t they get the memo?

The Iowa Democratic party is calling on Mitt Romney to denounce the GOP platform, but I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen. At best he may offer a wink and a nod or pretend he can’t recall the state of Iowa.

(via Mother Jones)

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  • GrafZeppelin127

    CWII (Civil War II) is coming.

    I think a Romney victory in November is the only thing that can stave it off.

    I’m thinking of joining a hate group when that happens. Any suggestions?

    • http://twitter.com/JimmyAbra Jimmy Abraham

      What about that hate group that beat up the white supremecists over the weekend near Chicago?

    • MrDHalen

      You might be right Graf. There is a whole lot of dumb & stupid in this country right now.

  • Ned F

    “There are many Republicans who feel that Barack Obama is not a ‘natural born citizen’ because his father was not an American when he was born and, therefore, feel that according to the Constitution he’s not qualified to be president”

    Because, I guess, wimmin citizens don’t count.

    Nuts.

    • D_C_Wilson

      This is what we get for elected a bunch of brain-dead teabaggers. What the law actually says is unimportant. What matters is their gut feeling that the scary black man doesn’t belong in the White House.

  • Vic78

    I’m predicting that Obama wins Iowa by a decent margin.

  • http://twitter.com/JimmyAbra Jimmy Abraham

    Isn’t this one of those states, that Maddow was mentioning, that had one of those “Ron Paul coups” in its GOP heirarchy? If that is the truth, I think I know what is wrong with Iowa!

  • muselet

    Since the Right thinks UN Cultural Heritage Sites constitute a grave threat to US sovereignty, it’s unsurprising they’d be horrified by a pro-sustainability agreement.

    As I seem always to do in these situations, I can only quote John Crichton: What is wrong with you people?

    –alopecia

  • D_C_Wilson

    I wonder if this is the first time the word “diabolical” has appeared in a party platform.

  • whoknowsanything

    This is totally a Ron Paul people takeover of the state party. As an Iowan I can say our republicans are racists but not idiots. That’s why they continue to elect Steve King, because he is a racist, not because he is an idiot. Although, he is very much both. As for CW2, we were a free state, and we have gay marriage(how many of readers can say that?). When push comes to shove, we will fight on the side of right and justice. I hate how King and republicans make Iowa look like South Carolina, we are not that extreme. We simply have a very weak republican party that has been manipulated by the Ron Paul crowd and a 5th, soon to be 4th, district that encompasses the most conservative counties in the state.