Cyborg Quote of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm by JM Ashby

Lemon. Wet. Good. -Mitt Romney on his Lemonade

Maybe I’m the odd duck out, but when someone asks me how my Lemonade tastes, I’ll probably respond with “wonderful” or “great.” Maybe even “sour” or “sweet.” Not “Lemon. Wet. Good.”

Or alternatively “100010101101000101001101″

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  • http://twitter.com/SugaRazor Razor

    With any other candidate – or an actual functioning human – “Lemon. Wet. Good” would be really irreverent and funny. With Romney though, it really does seem like he’s in need of Windows updates.

  • gescove

    What are many people beginning to think of the Republican presidential candidate? “Non-Human. Creepy. Bad.”

    Still, nothing says summertime fun more than a tall, cold glass of lemonwetgood.

    Yeesh. What a brick.

    • hanadora444

      A tall cold glass of lemonwetgood goes down particularly well with one of those round chocolate goodies.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/W6JKE73TCKW3J2CZYPUVSNHE6I Scott

      doublepluslemon pluswet doubleplusgood pluspatriot ungoodhealthcare goodromneycare unequalromneycareobamacare doubleplusungoodcognitivedissonance tripleplusungoodroberts meep meep mergle….

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Whether he’s trying or not (I’m going with the latter), Mitt Romney cannot convince us he’s anything other than an alien robot.

  • http://twitter.com/bubblegenius Bubble Genius

    Please oh please tell me there is audio of this.

    • Brutlyhonest

      They could isolate Howard Dean screaming in the middle of a crowd and play it non-stop, but I’m betting rmoney’s non-human response doesn’t play once on the “news”.

  • villemar

    “My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.”

  • http://twitter.com/Zirgar Zirgar

    You know, if he had just turned the word “lemon” into an adjective by adding a “y” to the end of it, giving him “lemony,” it would’ve made all the difference in the world. Sadly, he wasn’t programmed with the algorithm to accomplish this feat. Less Human than Human…in 2012!!