I Called It! Sean Hannity Has A Crush on Paul Ryan.

In yesterday’s Mail Bag, I responded to a question about the Paul Ryan “pretty boy factor” with the following response (yes, I’m blockquoting myself):

“I don’t think women — even conservative women — are as easily fished-in by superficial good looks as men are. I think we all remember how creepy middle aged men went nuts for Sarah Palin and her task-master substitute teacher look, and they all but ignored the fact that she could barely string together a coherent sentence. Conservative women will still vote for Romney/Ryan, but moderate women will vote based on the usual criteria. However, try this on for size: I think men — self-identified straight men — will vote for Romney/Ryan based on their looks. It’s the “central casting presidential stereotype” factor. Way too many men could vote for the Republican ticket because they’re good looking, chiseled and — most importantly — white. This goes for both Romney and Ryan.”

A matter of hours later, Ashby and Chez posted this from Sean Hannity on his radio show:

“The Ryan selection sent a jolt of electricity, and the conservative base, including myself, are energized by it even as it allows Romney now to also appeal to young voters. In one week, Paul Ryan has become a national sex symbol.”

Yes, the white male conservative base has a creepy man-crush on Paul Ryan. I called it!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Norris/1597765442 Michael Norris

    You called that one Bob. But did you see this coming? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/18/mitt-romney-wants-his-ris_n_1800824.html

  • TehMinx

    Did I call this or what?!? Sarah Palin in 2008, Paul Ryan this year.
    Bwahahaha!

    ~The Minx~
    From the Goddamn Awesome days…

  • Username1016

    “Good looks”? Sorry, that man is a flaming dweeb.

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

    *pats Bob on head..* :)

    You also said (I think it was you) that Romney would release shirtless pics of Ryan himself. They did, and they’re up on Huff Post.

    Can a right wing nut job be sexy?

    NO. Emphatically NO.

  • zirgar

    That jolt of electricity Hannity felt was from the electrodes attached to his penis to electroshock him back into heterosexuality every time he gets a boner over Reagan or Bush or now, apparently, Ryan.

    *This is a joke. I do not believe one’s sexuality can be altered, but the kind of self-loathing people that follow Hannity do, so it’s aimed at mocking them*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

    The women I know (they are admittedly progressive) think Ryan looks kind of goofy and gawky, like a grown-up Eddie Haskell.

    • ShitMcFuckensteinAVC

      Good looking for a politician is kind of a different scale. I mean compared to Louie Gohmert who doesn’t look good?