Romney Wants His Life Back

Mitt Romney has been through a lot. He’s been hounded by the press and his regular life schedule has been interrupted by this whole running for president thing. He can’t even discuss his Success® anymore. And like Tony Hayward, Mitt wants his life back.

To that end, he has hired a former aid to Hank Paulson and BP spokesperson to rehabilitate his image.

Michele Davis, a former top aide to Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson, has told colleagues that she will join the Romney campaign to lead a vigorous effort to defend his career in the private sector, a source told BuzzFeed Wednesday.

Davis is currently a partner at the Brunswick Group in Washington, D.C., a corporate public relations and strategy firm, where she was reportedly the firm’s lead — alongside then-Brunswick executive Hilary Rosen — in managing the oil company BP’s public relations effort in the wake of a giant Gulf of Mexico oil spill. [...]

But Davis will also bring some very high-profile baggage to Romney’s campaign. She arrived at Treasury from Fannie Mae, the giant, government-backed firm that backs a large share of the nations mortgages. She was vice president for regulatory policy at Fannie Mae from 2002 to 2006, and is listed as a registered lobbyist for the troubled and controversial entity — which made a practice of keeping a bipartisan squad of Washington insiders on payroll — in 2004.

One of Paulson’s top aides, who was also a spokesperson for BP and a lobbyist for Fannie Mae, is going to rehab Romney’s image as a shady business man?

Hank Paulson, the former CEO of Goldman Sachs and Treasury Secretary, stood in front of congress and presented them with a 3 page bailout bill which read in part “Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.”

And I doubt I need to remind you or anyone else what took place between 2002 and 2006 at Fannie Mae. And Davis was the vice president for regulatory policy.

This person is going to make Americans feel better about Bain Capital?

This must be an elaborate hoax perpetrated by OFA. Team Romney couldn’t possibly think this will help, could they?

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  • D_C_Wilson

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    No, seriously.

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • http://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com Bob Rutledge

    Every day I inch closer to the belief that the fix is already in.

  • muselet

    Wait, wait, wait. Let’s back up a bit.

    In order to buff up Mitt Romney’s image, his campaign is hiring someone who was a business partner of Hilary “Ann Romney never worked a day in her life” Rosen? Seriously?

    Look, I get that Michele Davis isn’t Hilary Rosen. I even get that there aren’t all that many top-flight/high-profile/high-powered PR shops around to choose from. Given the guilt-by-association tendencies of the Right, though, and the howls of outrage after Rosen’s comments, I’d have thought the campaign would choose a purely Republican firm. At the very least, some other firm—any other firm.

    “Politics is weird. And creepy. And, now I know, lacks even the loosest attachment to anything like reality.”

    –alopecia

  • nathkatun7

    Wow! This is amazing. Is this for real? Did the Romney campaign think that no one would notice Ms. Davis’ background?

  • Draxiar

    Heh….I love it when a plan comes together.

    And really,Romney, I just have to ask, how’s that Etchy-Sketchy thing working out for you?

    (I’m confident you’ll all get the reference)

  • Lavander

    I don’t get this. The beltway pundits told me the Bain attacks are not working.

    This article is obviously false.