Your WTF of the Day

via Media Matters

No, really

The Ryan selection sent a jolt of electricity, and the conservative base, including myself, are energized by it even as it allows Romney now to also appeal to young voters. In one week, Paul Ryan has become a national sex symbol.

If you’re having flashbacks of Rich Lowry in 2008 saying he sat up a little straighter on the couch after Sarah Palin winked at him through the TV, you’re not alone.

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.

As for Paul Ryan, I’m not sure how sexy someone whose social politics are just as regressive as Michele Bachmann’s can be. Banning abortion without exception, defunding Planned Parenthood, and limiting or eliminating access to birth control don’t strike me as very becoming, but I could be wrong. The notion has lead to one of the best new parody accounts on Twitter.


The Freudian pronouncement of Sean Hannity made me think of this.
(maybe NSFW)

Paul Ryan doesn’t exactly scream charisma. He doesn’t want to “get wonky” on you with his fake math.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Krupski/100002308768984 Kevin Krupski

    And who much shit do this assholes give the Obama’s for also being fit and campaining for better eating habits?Also, Sean, just come out of the closet already.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    The word that comes to mind when I look at Paul Ryan is… spooky. But hey, beauty’s in the eye of the beholder. And I’m sure Hannity’s gone through a lot of boxes of Kleenex just from looking at pictures of him.

    As for Sarah Palin, when she winked into the camera that first time we saw her four years ago, my reaction wasn’t like Rich Lowry’s, but more like “Lady, what the fuck are you trying to prove?”

    • Nefercat

      I know what you mean. My reaction was similar; “Just answer the damn question, okay?”

  • http://twitter.com/SugaRazor Razor

    I applaud Sean Hannity’s brave move to finally come out of the closet. His bravery should show conservative voters that it’s okay to be gay!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=695682533 Janet Carter

    Good gawd. The thought of having sex with that scrawny creep makes me frigid. Hannity can have him. If he hasn’t already.

    • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

      Ha! I’d rather use batteries for the rest of my life…..I can’t think of anything less sexy than a far right nut job!

  • AreYouGonnaEatThat

    Hannity has a crush…

  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

    Love the Paul Ryan Gosling thing on Twitter!

    Seriously, any woman who votes for those two plutocrat scumbags seriously needs therapy since they obviously hate their own gender.

    Blech…….

    Also, the shirtless pics are already out on Huffpo (and he definitely isn’t all that).

    • Victor_the_Crab

      Do. Not. Want. To. See.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/JIEHXDQ27BB5WNUSJETHLPIICI Gregg

    When did Hannity join the Log Cabin Republicans?

  • mrbrink

    Yeah, girl, you know you don’t want me to pull out my wonk and get all wonky up in here.

    I will wonk your world. My wonk goes on for years, baby love.

    Wonky tonky time all the time, boo.

    I am the Wonky man.

    I wonk all night.

    Don’t laugh at my wonk! My wonk is mightier than the sword!

    Stop laughing at my wonk! I’m serious! My wonk is no laughing matter!

    You want wonky? I’ve got your wonky right here!

    Stop laughing! My wonk is powerful and serious! All the others say so!

    I’m going to tell everyone you’re a Lesbian economist!

    • Recoloniser

      He’s a wanker.

    • muselet

      “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.”

      –alopecia

  • hanadora444

    Yup, that really is a WTF.