You’re Qualified!

It’s unfortunate for the Romney campaign that they’ve turned this election into a debate over the merits of the private sector versus the public sector, because their vice presidential nominee, Paul Ryan, has spent most of his life working for the government.

In fact, Ryan’s private sector experience probably isn’t something you’ll hear touted at all on the campaign trail.

The Romney campaign has released some facts on the private sector jobs Ryan has held: “Ryan moonlighted on Capitol Hill as a waiter at the Tortilla Coast restaurant & as a fitness trainer at Washington Sport and Health Club. …One of Ryan’s summer jobs in college was as an Oscar Mayer salesman in Minnesota, peddling turkey bacon and a new line called ‘Lunchables’ to supermarkets – he even drove the ‘Wienermobile’ once.”

But remember — it’s the president who is unqualified!

Don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with waiting tables or driving the Wienermobile. Someone has to do it. But not everyone is prepared to be next in line to the presidency either.

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  • Clancy

    I don’t know, a crafty waiter at Tortilla Coast could easily place themselves into position to learn a lot of juicy gossip about various members of Congress and their staffs. That counts for something, I’m sure.

    • muselet

      You’re right, but “crafty” isn’t the first word that comes to mind when I think of Paul Ryan.

      –alopecia

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Wanna know what’s interesting? Ryan was recommended to the Romney camp by none other than Bill Kristol. The same Bill Kristol who, four years ago, recommended Sarah Palin to John McCain as his running mate. And we all know how well THAT turned out, eh?

    Bill Kristol really knows how to pick “winners” for the Republicans, doesn’t he?

    • D_C_Wilson

      Seriously, why does anyone in the GOP still listen to Kristol?

      Of course, I do love his appearances on the Daily Show. You can always tell when he knows Stewart has called him on his BS, because he doesn’t say anything back. He just sits there grinning like a retarded jack o’lantern.

  • http://www.broadwaycarl.com Broadway Carl

    He was fired from the Tortilla Coast restaurant because he kept dropping off the checks at his tables with no numbers on them.

  • mrbrink

    Hot dog economics 101:

    One for you, nineteen for Mitt Romney.

    When you run out of dogs, blame Obama.

    Basic Wienermobile operation:

    No left turns. Ever.

    • Victor_the_Crab

      And when you ask Romney for one of his nineteen, THAT’S SOCIALISM!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Krupski/100002308768984 Kevin Krupski

    I just have one question for Mittens. If you believe that a President should have four years running a (for profit) business then please explain how Ryan’s is qualified to take over?Since, like you, he has not had a “real” job in years.

  • D_C_Wilson

    From Paul Ryan’s Wikipedia page:

    “Graduating from Joseph A. Craig High School in Janesville in 1988, Ryan was voted president of his junior class[14] and the “Biggest Brown-Noser” by his classmates.[15]”

    I’ll let that speak for itself.