Jesus Rode a Dinosaur and KISS Stands for Knights in Satan’s Service

Bobby Jindal is very concerned

We already know that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s school voucher program, which was recently ruled unconstitutional, allows faux “schools” to teach children that men and dinosaurs lived side by side and that slavery and the KKK really weren’t that bad, among other things. And now we know what some of those “other things” are.

Many young people turned to drugs and immoral lifestyles’ these youths became known as hippies. They went without bathing, wore dirty, ragged, unconventional clothing, and deliberately broke all codes of politeness or manners. Rock music played an important part in the hippie movement and had great influence over the hippies. Many of the rock musicians they followed belonged to Eastern religious cults or practiced Satan worship.

Hippies were dirty vagrants who never showered and had a habbit of kicking puppies and rock music is the stuff of Satan.

It’s easy to mock the program, but the unfortunate truth is that children who are placed into this program by their parents will grow up ignorant and uninformed and their chances of getting into any college other than Liberty University will be slim to none. They will be ill-prepared for the real world and America as a whole will be worse off because of it.

Jindal’s program was ruled unconstitutional based on a technicality, but with any luck the State Supreme Court will uphold the ruling.

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  • Victor_the_Crab

    Many young people turned to drugs and immoral lifestyles’ these youths became known as hippies. They went without bathing, wore dirty, ragged, unconventional clothing, and deliberately broke all codes of politeness or manners. Rock music played an important part in the hippie movement and had great influence over the hippies. Many of the rock musicians they followed belonged to Eastern religious cults or practiced Satan worship.

    Except for Ted “Cat Scratch Fever” Nugent, who’s a proud and brave American patriot that’ll stand up for Jesus and the Founding Fathers with an AK 15 against anyone who dares say otherwise.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Well, he still is breaking all codes of politeness or manners. Not sure if he’s still going without bathing now, but he did 40 years ago to avoid the draft.

  • hanadora444

    Can anybody explain to me just WHY it matters so much to some right wingers to believe that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs?

    • muselet

      Because otherwise the Earth can’t be only 6000 years old.

      –alopecia

  • trgahan

    Funny how the party of no government, “boot straps,” etc needs government funded private schools to preach their so carefully crafting worldview to a captive audience.

    If they were the majority they claimed to be; they would not need such schools to begin with.