This Should Fix Everything

The GohmertIn addition to tying contraception and defunding the non-existent ACORN to a continuing resolution that would prevent a government shutdown, Representative Louie Gohmert Pyle (R-TX) has also introduced an amendment aimed at dissuading President Obama from playing golf until sequestration has been averted.

On Tuesday, the Obama administration announced that the across-the-board sequester cuts will result in the cancellation of all White House tours indefinitely. This no doubt upset ticket holders, but it also seems to have struck a nerve with Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), who introduced an amendment to a continuing resolution on the federal budget that seeks to block President Obama from using federal funds for any future golf outings until the tours are reinstated.

Obviously if we prevent the president from playing golf on a weekend afternoon, House Republicans such as Louie Gohmert will see the error of their ways and commit themselves to replacing sequestration with a more balanced package that includes revenue.

Republican messaging on sequestration continues to be a confusing mess. Because on one hand, they’ve finally received the spending-cut tonic they’ve been clamoring for, but on the other hand we must blame Obama for it. It also appears that the cancelation of White House tours is seen as a greater trespass than, you know, the loss of jobs or the furlough of thousands of federal employees.

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  • http://www.politicalruminations.com/ nicole

    God, they’re fucking idiots.

  • Corebela

    I would think that legislating the things the president can or can’t do during his breaks is a little much. Even for them.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Breaks? Who does this president think he is? A member of Congress?

  • Nefercat

    The inside of that happy grinning dolt’s skull must look and sound like sparkly, iridescent, galloping My Little Ponies, Lisa Frank geegaws, Fisher Price baby mobiles, See and Say Farm Animals, baby ducks and a kindergarten playground all tossed together and jabbering and screeching and jumping around.

    I’ll bet he still hasn’t figured out there is a difference between “mirror” and “hey, I have an identical twin”!

    • JMAshby

      I think of him as the 3rd clone in the Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity.

      • D_C_Wilson

        He reminds me of Pete Puma.

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      You forgot the feces smeared on all that stuff in his brain…..

  • zirgar

    Is there any chance Louie Gohmert is a deliberately over-the-top comedic character like something Andy Kaufman used to play? If so, the guy playing him is a genius. If not, the guy playing him is a complete loon.

  • Christopher Foxx

    that seeks to block President Obama from using federal funds for any future golf outings

    Well, my employer doesn’t pay for my weekend recreational activities. Why should Obama’s?

    I agree it’s a pointless exercise and attempt as political theater by Gohmert. But surely the objection to Gohmert doesn’t require as silly a rational as defending the President getting his greens fees paid by us.