Sen. Rand Paul: The UN Globalists Are Coming For Your Freedoms!

Oh, how I love to be reminded that this dip shit is a senator of the free world and a ‘rising star’ within the GOP and with true Progressives who know a good drone killing at the corner liquor store when they see one.

Rand Paul sent out a fundraising email warning of the Obama/Hillary plot to confiscate all of our guns and I guess round up people like Senator Rand Paul and put them in concentration camps.

It starts out:

Dear fellow Patriot,

Gun-grabbers around the globe believe they have it made.

It only gets more insane from there, with some of the highlights diving into the foxhole of anti-government delusions:

I don’t know about you, but watching anti-American globalists plot against our Constitution makes me sick.

Ever since its founding 65 years ago, the United Nations has been hell-bent on bringing the United States to its knees.

To the petty dictators and one-world socialists who control the UN, the United States of America isn’t a “shining city on a hill” — it’s an affront to their grand designs for the globe.

These anti-gun globalists know that as long as Americans remain free to make our own decisions without being bossed around by big government bureaucrats, they’ll NEVER be able to seize the worldwide power they crave.

And the UN’s apologists also know the most effective way to finally strip you and me of ALL our freedoms would be to DESTROY our gun rights.

I’m glad I’ve never owned a gun because I think they are dangerous and a tool for cowards.   Not so good for your mental health, either. Like abortion, Rand Paul is the poster boy for your brain on guns. I couldn’t live with that much stress preparing for the day when we’re all rounded up and summarily executed by UN bureaucrats.

And, here, we get to the point:

With your help, the National Association for Gun Rights will continue to turn up the heat on targeted Senators who are working to implement the UN “Small Arms Treaty.”

Direct mail.  Phones.  E-mail.  Blogs.  Guest editorials.  Press conferences.  Hard-hitting internet, newspaper, radio and even TV ads if funding permits.  The whole nine yards.

Rile up the nuts! Whatever it takes! The whole nine yards!(really?)

But along with your survey, please agree to make a generous contribution of $250, $100, $50 or even just $35.

And every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only Chip in $10, $20, it will make a difference.

And because this paranoid schizophrenic black chopper message of government-sponsored doom is brought to you by an actual U.S. Senator, it carries the influence and integrity of the office and all the fundraising potential with it.

Rand Paul suggests donating whatever you can for the inevitable shootout with government officials fight that we all better be ready for, and one that we cannot afford to lose! 

Rand Paul and the GOP are the quintessential misery profiteers.

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  • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker

    I’m going to get in on this kind of scam one of these days.
    Not only will it make tons of cash, there’s poetic justice in taking money from these types.
    It’s just too easy to make mucho money by exploiting misinformed, paranoid rubes.
    Hey, republicans and evangelicals do it all the time, so why can’t I get on the gravy train?

    • muselet

      Hey, republicans and evangelicals do it all the time, so why can’t I get on the gravy train?

      Because you have a functioning conscience, perhaps?

      –alopecia

  • muselet

    It figures Rand Paul would jump on the “they’re coming to take your guns!” bandwagon.

    The incompetents at PolitiFact said of an earlier iteration of this stupidity: “This claim runs so substantially counter to reality, it’s ridiculous. Pants on Fire!” And Snopes declared the claim FALSE.

    Therefore, it’s perfect for a scam: the people who believe it believe anyone who doesn’t believe it are part of the conspiracy.

    Rand Paul is shameless. Or he actually buys into this crap. My money’s on the former.

    –alopecia

  • D_C_Wilson

    Ever since its founding 65 years ago, the United Nations has been hell-bent on bringing the United States to its knees.

    Which is why the US has veto power over any UN decisions as a permanent member of the Security Council. Uh, wait.

  • trgahan

    “and every dollar counts in this fight so even if you can only chip in $10, $20, it will make a difference.”
    I assume Rand means, it will make a difference in whether or not he gets to keep using a private jet, limos, expensive suits, 5-star hotels, etc. all while redirected the rest into investments from all the insider information he gets as a Senator?