According to Michele Bachmann, the real mastermind of Benghazi was the almighty and evidently-wrathful God. Not President Obama.
Bachmann: It’s no secret that our nation may very well be experiencing the hand of judgment. It’s no secret that we all are concerned that our nation may be in a time of decline. If that is in fact so, what is the answer? The answer is what we are doing here today: humbling ourselves before an almighty God, crying out to an almighty God, saying not of ourselves but you, would you save us oh God? We repent of our sins, we turn away from them, we seek you, we seek your ways. That’s something that we’re doing today, that we did on the National Day of Prayer, it’s something that we have chosen to do as well on another landmark day later this year on September 11. Our nation has seen judgment not once but twice on September 11. That’s why we’re going to have ‘9/11 Pray’ on that day. Is there anything better that we can do on that day rather than to humble ourselves and to pray to an almighty God?
Does this mean God (and I assume we’re talking about the Old Testament version) ordered the 9/11 hijackers to kill 3,000 Americans and ordered the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi?
God is kind of a dick, isn’t he?
This is a good example of why I am not religious, but if I were I’d rather believe in a benevolent god than a self-righteous douchebag who makes people hit themselves for funsies.