In ‘Merika, wearing body armor and carrying a gun into a movie theater is okay as long as you don’t impersonate a CIA agent while doing so.
Grand Blanc Township, Mich. — The FBI says a man was arrested at a movie theater in Grand Blanc Township near Flint wearing body armor and carrying a gun.
Cassidy Delavergne wasn’t charged with crimes related to the gun or 34 rounds of ammunition. But he was charged Wednesday with possessing a phony Central Intelligence Agency identification card.
FBI spokesman Simon Shaykhet says police were called to the Trillium Theater on Tuesday night after someone noticed the vest and gun. Delavergne was watching a movie when police arrived.
If you asked me I’d say carrying a phony ID was the lesser trespass, but this is America. Bring your guns and your body armor. Don’t forget to buy an extra large bucket of popcorn and a Big Gulp.