Here’s Colbert on “backwoods Louisiana bird-murderer” Phil Robertson.
It’s right there in the bible. Man shall not live by bread alone because with the vagina there’s more there.
You still have the squirrels.
And since this is the last day of Colbert for a while, here he is on Fox News’ “12 Scams of Christmas.”
Lets review: Your stranded loved ones? They’re all liars. Fuck’em.