Worst Person in the World

Rush Limbaugh on how to avoid being accused of sexual harassment:

I know a lot of you, you hear this thing — a bunch of leftists want to try to stop men from looking at women and you think, ‘they can’t do that.’ That’s not the point. Whether they can or can’t, it will gain momentum. And it may not be for years, but this is who they are. This is — this is how inane and inviolate they are of basic human nature. It’s one of the biggest ways to understand liberals. They just despise human nature and try to alter it and change it and create it. Because many of them just don’t fit in with it in many ways.

But there’s a way around this, guys. You got to have fun with this kind of stuff, as you know. So let me offer a first suggestion, the first way to deal with this that came into my mind. You find yourself staring, looking at, casually glancing at a woman, but you know that it’s now socially taboo. You shouldn’t be doing it. And you think everybody is noticing you doing it and condemning you in their minds. You shouldn’t — so you walk up to the woman and say, “Will you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?”

Try that. Might help. And you don’t know ’til you try it.

Limbaugh has serious woman issues. Someone’s Mommy made him scrub his dirty, dirty man-body with a pumice stone then ritualistically shaved his scrotum.

(h/t Jason Kalafat)
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  • zirgar

    If Limbaugh was honest he’d change his logo from EIB to FIB: Feculence In Broadcasting. He’s a pilonidal cyst on the runny boil festering in America’s ass crack. Also, Republicans, especially conservatives, love human nature and would never try to change it, would they? Nooooooo, never (wink, wink). Fucking dickbag.

  • trgahan

    Examples #16932427 of how conservatism has no intellectual/social/philosophical basis and is only based on “Whatever the privileged white guy wants, he gets!” Only sociopaths and/or narcissists would become enraged when told society frowns upon de-humanizing another person for your own fleeting pleasure.

    Funny how their “nature” should be permitted, and even rewarded and lauded, while the “nature” of everyone else needs squashed immediately.

  • Ipecac

    “This is — this is how inane and inviolate they are of basic human
    nature. It’s one of the biggest ways to understand liberals. They just
    despise human nature and try to alter it and change it and create it.”

    This from the party that teaches Abstinence Only.

    And yes, casually glancing at a woman is now taboo. Maybe Rush should suggest that women wear burkas. That way he won’t get in trouble for “glancing” and women will be put in their proper place.

    • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

      “Maybe Rush should suggest that women wear burkas.”

      He has and he does. I’d like to recommend that he is a sack of suet that should be kicked in the crotch repeatedly by every woman that crosses his path.

  • Nefercat

    “Will you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?”

    Ah, yes. The old “she was asking for it” defense. Don’t want grunting pigs leering at your breasts? Then don’t have breasts.

    “You find yourself staring, looking at, casually glancing at a woman, but you know that it’s now socially taboo.”

    So, blame someone else for your actions. The party of personal irresponsibility whines again.

  • http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

    Ewwwww, I never, ever, ever want to hear about Limpy’s scrotum again.

    More on topic, Limbaugh (maybe in the same radio segment) has said that if women want to avoid being harassed they should wear burqas. Handmaid’s Tale anyone? /shudder

  • JMAshby

    Still waiting on that guide on how to avoid being implicated for sex tourism.

    • JWheels

      “Remember, and this is very important: keep your Viagra in a prescription bottle with somebody else’s name on It.”

  • http://vermillionbrain.blogspot.com/ Vermillion

    Isn’t getting sexual harassment advice from Rush Limbaugh like getting diet tips…from Rush Limbaugh?

  • Sabyen91

    Yes, try it. I dare you. Let me know how that works out for you.

  • Lady Willpower

    You know who doesn’t understand human nature? Hateful Republicans* who think gays like me just “chose” to be this way, and deserve whatever misery befalls us.

    * It’s almost entirely Republicans, let’s be honest.

    • Sabyen91

      Which is odd to me because I am straight and I am quite certain I never made a choice. I think they may think that just because they chose to suppress their homosexuality that sexuality is actually a choice.

  • Nefercat

    I am normally quite mild-mannered, but I can pretty much guarantee that if some oaf “walks up to me and says, “Will you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?”, he will get a drink in his face, a slap on the same face, and quite likely a loudly voiced suggestion to get his little tiny dick the fuck away from me, you sleazy slimy pervert.

  • Nefercat

    “…you walk up to the woman and say, “Will you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?” Try that. Might help. And you don’t know ’til you try it.

    Yeah. You first, Rush, you bloated gassy fuckface. Let us know how that works out for you.

  • muselet

    Someone’s Mommy made him scrub his dirty, dirty man-body with a pumice stone then ritualistically shaved his scrotum.

    Thanks for the mental image, Bob. Thanks a lot.

    Bastard.

    –alopecia

  • muselet

    Try that. Might help. And you don’t know ’til you try it.

    Any man stupid enough to follow that advice richly deserves the faceful of pepper spray that’s likely to follow.

    –alopecia

  • lyks2cook

    They just despise human nature and try to alter it……… Isn’t that the whole point of growing up?