It Was Inevitable


You have to give them credit for one thing; they sure know how to yank the money right out of wingnut pockets.

The esteemed cast of the fake-redneck show Duck Dynasty are getting into the firearms business.

Duck Commander, the company featured on the A&E reality show “Duck Dynasty,” has teamed with Mossberg & Sons to launch a line of guns.

The “Duck Commander Series” consists of 12 guns including nine shotguns, two semiautomatic rifles and a semiautomatic pistol. [...]

The Mossberg website also notes that, along with the guns, customers will receive “an American Flag bandana” like the one worn by Robertson’s son, Willie, on the show.

Holy smoke! A camouflage gun made in honor of racist homophobes AND an American flag bandana! Call now and we’ll double your order for twice the price. Suckers.


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  • Victor_the_Crab

    What happens to fools and their money? The answer is obvious.

  • muselet

    “No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.” –H.L. Mencken


  • 1933john

    The “Southern Strategy” has
    shifted into overdrive for the
    2014 Elections.
    Keeping control of the House
    will justify, in their minds, the
    continuation of the “Fucking
    the Dog” policy.

  • moelarryandjesus

    Just wait until the Massengill Duck Dynasty Douche produc(k)ts are available.