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In other news, the Las Vegas terrorists Jerad and Amanda Miller reportedly had plans to occupy a courthouse and execute public officials according to the Las Vegas Review Journal.

Meanwhile, World Net Daily has apparently discovered the real reason President Obama traded 5 Taliban prisoners for Bowe Bergdahl: he’s a secret Muslim.

You as you can imagine, I find this very confusing. Fox News told me Bergdahl himself looks like a Muslim. Did secret Muslim President Obama trade 5 Muslims for 1 Muslim? Does that make any sense?

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  • Christopher Foxx

    the real reason President Obama traded 5 Taliban prisoners for Bowe Bergdahl: he’s a secret Muslim.

    Really/ Well, whaddayaknow. I’m amazed nobody ever pointed this out before.

  • bbiemeret

    “Did secret Muslim President Obama trade 5 Muslims for 1 Muslim?”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • muselet

    The couple had left their Bruce Street apartment about 4:30 a.m., telling neighbors they planned to murder cops, police said. They were armed with several handguns and a shotgun, and carried several hundred rounds of ammunition.

    What would Jerad and Amanda Miller have had to do to get the neighbors to call the police? Set off a tactical nuke by the swimming pool?

    [Former “700 Club” host Ben] Kinchlow knows this to be true because he “read somewhere that the president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama II, was registered as a Muslim in Hawaii.”

    By an odd coincidence, I read somewhere that the former host of The 700 Club, Benjamin Kinchlow, is a moron.

    Does that make any sense?

    Not to sane people. To the Fox News Channel’s audience, it probably does.

    –alopecia

    • JMAshby

      What would Jerad and Amanda Miller have had to do to get the neighbors to call the police?

      Be black. Change name to Mohammed.

      • Kitty Smith

        I guess Refuge in Audacity has its’ limits.

  • D_C_Wilson

    According to Clare Lopez, a former CIA operations officer, a strategic policy and intelligence expert with focus on Middle East national defense, WMD and counter terrorism issues, Bergdahl, “By uttering these words on the grounds, sanctified the White House and claimed it for Islam.” She continued, “There is no question but POTUS knows this.” (Lopez email to Allen West.)

    These people really do believe in magic words.

  • 1933john

    Were Jerad & Amanda “Card Carrying NRAist”?

    • Badgerite

      The NRA would certainly not turn them away.

  • Lady Willpower

    MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM

    Also, Benghazi.

  • HilaryB

    That Kenyan usurper sure is sneaky!