Idiot of the Day

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Steve Stockman is a sitting representative of the United States who, when he’s not busy arming babies with guns so they won’t be aborted, is drafting legislation that would allow Americans to dodge the IRS because the dog ate their homework.

Under Stockman’s bill, taxpayers could claim one of the following 10 reasons for not submitting documents requested by the IRS:

1. The dog ate my tax receipts

2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction

3. Traded documents for five terrorists

4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon

5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room

6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car

7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords

8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar

9. Was short on toilet paper while camping

10. At this point, what difference does it make?

Stockman believes this comprehensive list of reasons why ordinary Americans should be allowed to evade the IRS is just as good as the Obama administration’s excuse for doing… something.

It’s not entirely clear what the Obama administration is accused of doing, but we do know for sure that Steve Stockman is a confirmed moron.

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  • GrafZeppelin127

    F***ing children.

  • Nefercat

    If babies had guns, (and they do because so many have irresponsible gun-owning family members), they would (and do) shoot their siblings or other family members or maybe just visitors.

    Because of drooling troglodytes like Stockman. What a vile, loathsome, despicable asswipe.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    It’s obvious, at this point, that Steve Stockman is nothing more than a taxpayer funded troll who offers nothing of substantive value to Congress, and that’s saying a lot. Even his own constituents want nothing to do with him because he’s a useless giant turd, which is why he’s not running for re-election this November.

  • muselet

    And to think, we have the honor and privilege of paying this yahoo’s salary (and the salaries of all the staffers who write this sort of crap for him).

    –alopecia