Conspiracy Theory

It looks like more people are coming around to William Gheen’s idea that President Obama secretly fostered violence in Central American countries so children would flee north where the president could use them to punish “evil Whitey.”

Rush Limbaugh is now a believer.

At 1:20

LIMBAUGH: We have to sit here and listen every day to how we’re a bunch of racists pigs, sexist bigots, and homophobes, and how America is that way because of us and yet all these people around the world want to come here. And all these parents in Central America are all sending their kids here. And in the process are they not rejecting their own cultures?

Despite what all the demographers say, America remains a majority white country. Despite the predictions, despite the hopes, despite the dreams of all the leftists that white people eventually become the minority of this country, it hasn’t happened yet. So why do governments in countries of color encourage their children to come here if we are such bad racists, sexists, and bigots?

And of course the leftists would answer that question by saying ‘because they are here to help us take over. They are here to help us wrest-control of this country from you white bigots.’ That’s what they would say on the blogs.

I won’t transcribe his mock Central American accent voices as I’m sure you get the gist.

America remains on a course to becoming a country where white people will no longer be the majority, but that is not predicted to take place until 2050. No one said it was going to happen tomorrow, next month, next year, or even in the next decade.

Limbaugh alleges that Democrats are conspiring to bring children into the country to speed up this process and end the tyranny of white racists and bigots like himself.

That’s an appealing plan, but it’s also a fantasy.

Children have fled north into the United States because their lives back home were a living hell and they were under the mistaken impression that America was a welcoming land of freedom and opportunity. Because, as they say, America is the “greatest country on earth” where people stand on the street and yell at busloads of small children while waving misspelled signs and Gadsden flags.

Much to the dismay of infamous “racists pigs, sexist bigots, and homophobes” like Rush Limbaugh, immigrant children will receive a necessary level of care while they remain in the custody of the Department of Health and Human services. And for many of them that’s better than what they left behind in their home countries.

The ranting and raving of “racists pigs, sexist bigots, and homophobes” like Limbaugh more than likely did not factor into the decision to travel here. They probably don’t even know who Limbaugh is. All they know is they won’t be murdered here.

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  • http://taste-of-ipecac.blogspot.com/ Ipecac

    So why do governments in countries of color encourage their children to
    come here if we are such bad racists, sexists, and bigots?

    I have to admit, this is a good point. I’d rather not live in a country with Rush Limbaugh.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    I always imagine Rush Limbaugh starting off each sentence with the expression “Duuuuuuuh…”

  • WhittakerWalt

    I thought children were a blessing?

    • Tony Lavely

      BEFORE they are born! Not after.
      Surely you remember.

    • BanditBasheert

      Nope – only the fetus qualifies as a blessing.
      But wait … Rush LOVES him the little BROWN Dominican Republican BOYS that he goes to visit with his Penis enhancer.

  • Christopher Foxx

    We have to sit here and listen every day to how we’re a bunch of racists pigs, sexist bigots, and homophobes, and how America is that way because of us and yet all these people around the world want to come here.

    Yes, Rush. Despite you. Because the rest of us, despite your best efforts to the contrary, make this a a pretty damn good country.

    • RamOrgan

      Rush, when have you EVER listened?

  • Christopher Foxx

    Despite what all the demographers say, America remains a majority white country.

    And despite what all the climatologists say, climate change is a myth. Despite what all the geologists say, the Earth is only 6,000 years old. And despite it’s roundness the world is flat.

    Because despite what all the facts and actual reality say, the world has to be the way your listeners want it to be. After all, what is preventable scientific fact compared to “Just because, that’s why!”

    • BanditBasheert

      Ah yes – and we all know that science and math are provable. Religious dogma, not so much.

  • Christopher Foxx

    All they know is they won’t be murdered here.

    Despite the wishes of the racists pigs, sexist bigots, and homophobes

  • muselet

    And of course the leftists would answer that question by saying ‘because they are here to help us take over. They are here to help us wrest-control of this country from you white bigots.’ That’s what they would say on the blogs.

    Who exactly are these “leftists” of whom Rush Limbaugh speaks? ‘Cause I’ve never encountered them in my meanderings in Left Blogostan.

    –alopecia

    • BanditBasheert

      You notice how he considers himself a “white bigot”….

  • Robert Scalzi

    what a hate filled puss bag, the day his lungs can no longer steal oxygen from another being will be a great day indeed. I look forward to a day when I can dance on his grave.

  • BanditBasheert

    OK I have to give Rush credit. He finally agrees that he is racist pig, a sexist bigot and a homophobe. But wait, what about those little boys in the Dominican Republic that he and his Viagra and Oxy were visiting? Does that make him gay or a pedophile? Does Rush even know what he is?