Author Archives: JM Ashby

Ask Vlad

Artist – Mark Streeter In other news, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says the devil made him who he is today. He may have been joking, but I think he may be on to something. What better way to throw … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Did you hear that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant? Newsmax host Steve Malzberg heard the news and the first thing that popped into his mind was a conspiracy. “Now pardon the skeptic in me,” Malzberg said. “Oh I can see Media … Continue reading
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Posted in Conspiracy Theory, Hillary Clinton, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Good Advice

Dear Republicans, please listen to this guy. Upset that the Nevada Republican Party recently voted to remove anti-choice, anti-gay language from its official platform, GOP state assemblyman Ira Hansen took to The Janet Mefferd Show yesterday to argue that the … Continue reading
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Another Wacko Republican Campaign Ad [Video]

It’s time for another wacko-bird Republican campaign ad. Bob Quast threatened to shoot your balls off. Matt Rosendale threatened to shoot down government drones. Nebraska state Senator Beau McCoy (R) is simply content to smack Obama dolls around. More Obamacare … Continue reading
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Home on the Range

Home, home we’re deranged… Artist – John Cole In other news, House Republican leadership has gone full-on Obamacare enrollment truther. The optimally-named Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy is demanding more information on enrollments. Meanwhile, the Marionville mayor who said he “kind … Continue reading
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Posted in Open Thread, Rand Paul | Tagged , , | 9 Comments

Freedom is Charging People Who Generate Their Own Power

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin is on a roll. After signing a bill into law that prohibits cities from passing their own minimum wage laws, she is expected to sign a bill that will charge a monthly fee for generating your … Continue reading
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SPLC: Stormfront Linked to Nearly 100 Murders Since 2009

Frazier Glenn Miller’s connection to the now-infamous Vanguard News Network (VNN) has been well documented over the past several days after he killed three people at Jewish community centers in Kansas City but, according to a new comprehensive report from … Continue reading
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Wingnut Sheriff Richard Mack is a Bad Liar, Rants About The NSA and IRS

Remember the wingnut sheriff who told Fox News that the Bundy militia was planning to use women as human shields? Former Arizona sheriff Richard Mack now says he wasn’t part of that, but that’s certainly not how it appeared at … Continue reading
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Posted in Conspiracy Theory, NSA, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

Good Guy With a Gun

Artist – Bob Englehart In other news, Marionville, Missouri Mayor Dan Clevenger says he “kind of agreed with” Frazier Glenn Miller on some things. Clevenger apparently once wrote a letter to the editor and stated that the “Jew-run medical industry” … Continue reading
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Christie’s Law Firm Donated to RGA Before They Cleared Him

Chris Christie and his associates are known for being brazen, but this is really tempting fate. via NorthJersey.com Nine days before a team of its top lawyers made public a report clearing Governor Christie in the George Washington Bridge scandal, … Continue reading
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Posted in Chris Christie, Ethics | Tagged , | 5 Comments

The Running Embarrassment in Mississippi

State Senator Chris McDaniel (R-MS) is something of a running embarrassment for the Republican party. As we’ve discussed long before, McDaniel has dubious ties to the neo-Confederate white supremacist community. Mississippi Republican party chairman Joe Nosef has now asked McDaniel … Continue reading
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Posted in Racism, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Matt Rosendale Will Blow Your Drone’s Balls Off

Matt Rosendale is going to blow your balls off shoot your drone down. Witness the pure lunacy: I’m Matt Rosendale, and this is how I look from a government drone. And this is what I think of it. The federal … Continue reading
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Posted in Drones, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , , , | 11 Comments

The Most Compelling Argument

Artist – David Fitzsimmons This was easily the best thing I read today. Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens is less than impressed by Rand Paul, but he would love to see Rand Paul receive the GOP nomination and then … Continue reading
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Posted in Open Thread, Rand Paul, Religion | Tagged , , , | 8 Comments

Oklahoma Governor Signs Ban on Higher Wages, Paid Sick Days

Apparently it’s not bad enough that Oklahoma has refused to participate in the expansion of Medicaid. Governor Mary Fallin (R) has just signed a bill that prohibits cities in Oklahoma from passing their own labor laws. OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — … Continue reading
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Bundy Militiamen Planned to Use Women as Human Shields

Former Arizona Sheriff Richard Mack, one of the militiamen who showed up in Nevada to defend Cliven Bundy, told Fox News that they were planning to use women as human shields if fighting broke out. MACK: “We were actually strategizing … Continue reading
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Outreach

Is the Civil Rights Act unconstitutional? Did we make a mistake by passing it? When asked that question by an African American constituent, Ted Yoho (R-FL) could only say that he isn’t sure. YOHO: This country grew through a lot … Continue reading
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The Ranch is Mine

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the Manhattan District Attorney has reportedly opened an investigation into Governor Chris Christie’s office. I believe this marks 4 concurrent investigations. Meanwhile, the Republican party of Wisconsin will vote to affirm their right … Continue reading
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Rand Paul Contorts Himself On Immigration, Jeb Bush

If you can read this without laughing you’re probably not yet as jaded and cynical as I am. Rand Paul (R-LibertyLand) says Jeb Bush should have been more “artful” when he said immigrants come to America out of love. “You … Continue reading
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Deficit Falls for a Fifth Year in a Row

According to the Congressional Budget Office, the federal budget deficit for 2014 will be nearly $200 billion less than 2013, falling from $680 billion to $492 billion thanks in part to record tax revenue. via Bloomberg “This will be the … Continue reading
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Mike Huckabee Not Sure if the US is More Free Than North Korea

Mike Huckabee isn’t sure who enjoys more freedom today; North Korea or the United States. “Freedom of speech in this country, that for which the men grabbed their muskets off the mantel, did never mean that we’re to have fewer … Continue reading
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