Author Archives: JM Ashby

Money Votes

Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, a federal judge dismissed two lawsuits against the IRS yesterday because they were based on a thing that doesn’t exist. The judge also ruled that the IRS had suspended the practice of using … Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: 40 or 50 Percent of Black Voters Are “Clueless”

Fox Business host Stuart “The Goodies” Varney asked former presidential frontrunner Herman Cain if the Democrats playing the “Ferguson card” will drive minority turnout in Georgia. Hermain Cain insisted that the “Ferguson card” won’t work because 40 to 50 percent … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Left Hand Doesn’t Know What the Right Hand is Doing

Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) wants to know why the White House didn’t ask the non-existent Surgeon General to head up the Ebola response. On Wednesday, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) appeared on Fox News to complain that Klain had not yet … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown is Not a Scientist and He Has No Need for Scientists

While Senator Jeane Shaheen says we should “listen to the experts” on Ebola, her opponent Scott Brown insists that we don’t need no stinkin’ experts. Brown said part of the problem is that Obama has been providing inconsistent answers on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

When memes become reality. Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama’s fault — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2014 Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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George Will Goes Full Legitimate Rape

If you’re a victim of rape, is it worth it to come forward and seek treatment? Conservative columnist George Will was asked that question by a rape victim during his lecture at Miami University on Wednesday night and his response … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Just Another Day

Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, Iowa Republican senate candidate Joni Ernst says she’s prepared to use her pistol against the government if it comes to that. Ernst is running for office to become a member of the government. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Worst Person in the World

Representative Don Young (R-AK) is a horrible person. Young offended a lot of people on Tuesday of this week when he told a crowd of high school students that suicide can be blamed on a lack of support from friends … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown Forgets He’s Not a State Senator From MA

Former Senator Scott Brown recently donated to his own campaign and the state of Massachusetts was listed as his employer. via Local ABC Affiliate WMUR [In] Brown’s latest campaign finance report, Brown is listed as donating $244 to his campaign … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Gohmert Shares His Deepest Fantasies About Gays in the Military

The problem with gays in the military, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) tells us, is that they won’t be prepared to fight because they’ve been giving and receiving hand jobs all day. GOHMERT: “I’ve had people say, ‘Hey, you know, there’s … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Justification

Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, the economic situation in Kansas, which has been referred to as a “disaster” and “catastrophe” by local press, became worse today as the state once again missed revenue targets by 10 percent. It’s … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown: I Didn’t Say That Thing I Said Several Times

Former Senator Scott Brown insists that he did not say ISIS is poised to cross the southern border even though he’s been saying that for weeks. “With respect, I did not say that — what I have said is ISIS … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Jody Hice’s Theory of Everything: Public School Leads to Environmentalism, Homosexuality, Abortion, Cultural Tolerance

Jody Hice will probably be a member of Congress come January. Jody Hice says public schools are just like Nazi Germany. HICE: Obviously, if we have government — which is what the public school is — if we have government … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both

Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was asked whether he supports … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here’s a Brilliant Idea

Cheney/Giuliani 2016! Having recently spoken with Cheney http://t.co/wInbYaeTkp, then seeing Rudy at #Klinghoffer, I ask: Why not the best? Cheney-Giuliani 2016? — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 22, 2014 I’m not sure if you could come up with a more disgusting … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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One Stop Shop

The firearms industry and the doomsday survival industry market themselves to the same audience so it’s only logical that the two would begin to merge. The Iowa-based Brownells firearms company is now selling survival kits for the global pandemic. The … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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We’re All Going to Die After These Messages

Artist – Chan Lowe To answer my own question which I posted last week — peak fearmonger clearly is a myth because this just keeps getting more ridiculous. Writing for the Washington Post, Marc Thiessen shares a hypothetical bio-terrorism snuff … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Texas Scientists Argue Reducing Pollution Might be Harmful to Health

Did you know that if we remove pollution from the air, it may actually have a negative impact on health? I hadn’t heard that fantastical bit of information either, but that’s what the chief toxicologist of Texas says. “I haven’t … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something

Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something about his truck being covered in mud that isn’t quite as funny. After … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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RNC Co-Chair: Wisconsin Voters Are Dumb

If Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker loses his bid for reelection, the only possible explanation is that Wisconsin voters are big dummies, according to the co-chair of the Republican National Committee. Sharon Day, the co-chair, told the audience, “It’s not going … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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