Category Archives: Assholery

Oklahoma Governor Signs Ban on Higher Wages, Paid Sick Days

Apparently it’s not bad enough that Oklahoma has refused to participate in the expansion of Medicaid. Governor Mary Fallin (R) has just signed a bill that prohibits cities in Oklahoma from passing their own labor laws. OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Jobs | Tagged , , | 9 Comments

Judicial Activism

Three terrible people have reversed a decision that would have allowed a significant number of clinics that perform abortions to remain open in the state of Texas. The order, authored by Judge Priscilla Owen, grants a temporary stay of a … Continue reading
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Posted in Abortion, Assholery, War On Women | Tagged | 12 Comments

Worst Person in the World

Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is planning to file a lawsuit to increase the cost of healthcare for congressional staffers, including his own. Because Ron Johnson is a dick. The LA Times’ Mike Memoli reports that Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) will … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Congress, Worst Persons | Tagged , | 9 Comments

Million Vet Organizers: We Were Hijacked

Organizers of the Million Veterans March would like to make it clear that they are not affiliated with those who organized a gathering of secessionist radicals outside the White House yesterday. In a post on their Facebook page, organizers of … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Ethics | Tagged | 7 Comments

No Zoo For You!

File this one under: “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.” Too little to crash the barriers. Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Government Shutdown, National Parks, Wingnuts, WTF | Tagged | 5 Comments

The Bottom Line, Part 2

Who else is adamant about keeping their paycheck? Representative Lee Terry (R-NE). When asked if he would keep his paycheck, he said “dang straight.” And that’s not all. What about the other members who were donating or forgoing their pay? … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Jackassery, Quote | Tagged , | 13 Comments

Jackass Quote of the Day

“Let’s get on with this and enjoy our holiday.” -State Senator Tom Apodaca (R-MotherFucker) on fast-tracking an abortion bill Pardon my french, but this man is an asshole. Continue reading
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Posted in Abortion, Assholery, Quote | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Boehner: Forget Climate Change, Where Are The Jobs?

President Obama isn’t expected to unveil his sweeping plan to address climate change until next month, but without having seen the plan himself, House Speaker John Boehner is pretty sure it’s “absolutely crazy.” President Obama’s soon-to-be-revealed second-term climate change proposal … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Congress, Jobs | Tagged , | 9 Comments

Paul Ryan is a Lying Sack

Responding to a frustrated man who works for the Environmental Protection Agency and has lost many hours of work and pay because of sequestration — Paul Ryan concocted this fantastical story. This was is something the president has done through … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Lying Liars | Tagged , , , , | 5 Comments

Worst Person in the World

Wall Street Journal columnist James Taranto is a glorious piece of shit. From Media Matters At 2:00 TARANTO: One fascinating thing about this is this piece was published no later than 9:03 PM on Wednesday evening, because that’s when it … Continue reading
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Jackass Quote of the Day

I assume this tweet from Arkansas State Rep. Nate Bell (R) will be deleted so I’m posting a screenshot instead. Bell has apparently apologized, but I really don’t care for his apology. Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Gun Fetishists, Quote | Tagged , , , | 12 Comments

Mitch McConnell Spikes the Ball While the Victims’ Families Cry

As the families of the victims of Newtown and survivors of the Tuscon, Arizona shooting watched from the Senate gallery and cried while expanded background checks were filibustered, Mitch McConnell’s office was busy concocting this. Some aspiring staffer probably thinks … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Congress, Worst Persons | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Not One, But Two Forced Vaginal Probes

There’s outreach, and then there’s outreach. The state of Indiana may soon require that women undergo two transvaginal ultrasounds. One before having a abortion, and another afterward. The Indiana state Senate on Wednesday advanced a bill that would require women … Continue reading
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Posted in Abortion, Assholery | Tagged | 8 Comments

Lindsey Graham Pledges to Continue Being a Partisan Ass. For Reasons.

Lindsey Graham is still boinking that chicken. During his appearance on CBS’ Face the Nation yesterday, Graham pledged to place a hold on both Chuck Hagel and John Brennan. Because Benghazi. via ThinkProgress BOB SCHIEFFER (HOST): I’m not sure I … Continue reading
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Posted in Assholery, Jackassery, Libya, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 11 Comments