Category Archives: Election 2016

Jeb Bush is Running for President

It looks like we’ll spend a significant portion of the next election talking about shady finance and foreign bank accounts. Again. I am excited to announce I will actively explore the possibility of running for President of the United States: … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Jeb Bush | 7 Comments

Rick Perry 2016 is a Different Candidate, One Who Doesn’t Even Pretend to Have a High IQ

Rick Perry’s ‘I’m a different candidate’ tour continued during an interview with NBC in which he said running for president has nothing to do with being intelligent. “Running for the presidency’s not an IQ test. It is a test of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Rick Perry | Tagged | 11 Comments

Rick Perry 2016 is a Different Candidate, One Who Cares Even Less About the Poor Because Jesus

During an interview with the Washington Post, Rick Perry made the case that he is a different candidate today than the one who failed to name the third government agency he wanted to eliminate. “Oops.” This “substantially different, versed candidate,” … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Rick Perry | Tagged | 16 Comments

Poll: Republican Voters Want Romney and Ben Carson

Neither of these two men will win the nomination or become president, and in Mitt Romney’s case he says he doesn’t plan to run for president again, but a new CNN/ORC poll reveals that Mitt Romney is the GOP’s current … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Steve King’s 2016 Wingnut Jamboree

If this is any indication, the 2016 Republican primary contest will informally kick off with a jamboree at Steve King’s batshit conference. All of the 2016 hopefuls have been invited to kiss Steve King’s ring and several including Ted Cruz, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Photo of the Day

It’s still early but I’m skeptical that anyone will top this photo of a voter in Louisville, Kentucky showing his displeasure with Mitch McConnell. (Photo by Aaron P. Bernstein/Getty Images) Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Photography | Tagged , | 14 Comments

Here’s a Brilliant Idea

Cheney/Giuliani 2016! Having recently spoken with Cheney http://t.co/wInbYaeTkp, then seeing Rudy at #Klinghoffer, I ask: Why not the best? Cheney-Giuliani 2016? — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 22, 2014 I’m not sure if you could come up with a more disgusting … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Rudy Giuliani | Tagged , , | 21 Comments

Rick Santorum is Preparing to Run for President, He Says

Former Republican presidential candidate and second place finisher Rick Santorum tells RealClearPolitics that he’s preparing to run for president again. “I’m doing everything right now as if I’m running,” he said. “So we’re moving forward and trying to line up … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016 | Tagged | 11 Comments

Don’t Get “Cantored”

While this is an amusing anecdote, I believe it has implications for the next election. Staffers have now coined the term “Cantored”, meaning to lose in what is otherwise considered to be a safe, Republican-controlled seat. “Anyone who is in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Congress, Election 2014, Election 2016, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 3 Comments

RNC Backs Ted Cruz’s Marriage Amendment

During an interview with MSNBC yesterday, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus implied that gay marriage will indeed be a big part of their campaign in 2016. The first indication came when Senator and Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz (R-TX) responded to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, LGBT | Tagged , , , | 18 Comments

Graham: I May Run for President if No One Warmongers Enough

While Team Cruz believes running on neo-con foreign policy will separate him from the rest of the pack in 2016, Lindsey Graham is now floating the idea of running for president. During an interview with The Weekly Standard, Graham took … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Foreign Policy | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Ted Cruz is Running for President

The Republican clown car of 2016 will soon have its first occupant. It has been apparent ever since he masterminded the Republican Government Shutdown of 2013, but the National Journal reports that Ted Cruz will announce his candidacy before the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Foreign Policy | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Change of Plans?

I wouldn’t normally have any reason to make a post concerning Lebron James or professional basketball, but this is too amusing to pass up. As you might have heard, Lebron James is leaving the Miami Heat and returning home to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Election 2016, Epic Fail, Sports | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Ted Cruz is Running For President, For Pete’s Sake

Ted Cruz can’t have dual citizenship with Canada. He’s running for president, for pete’s sake. That’s why he has officially renounced it. Spokeswoman Catherine Frazier said Cruz’s action became official May 14 and that Texas’ junior senator received written confirmation … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016 | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Outreach

Meet the latest Fox News Contributor, a man who formed an anti-Hillary Clinton PAC whose acronym reads as “CUNT” complete with bold letters to ensure that you get the point. via Media Matters [Roger] Stone is a “professional dirty trickster” … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Hillary Clinton, Roger Stone, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 5 Comments

RNC Pushing Isolated Debate Format

It appears that the NRC has finally realized their presidential primary debates make the party look like a bunch of lunatics. They are lunatics, but why make it easier for the public to see that? The RNC is moving to … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Elections | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Rick Perry is Doomed

Here comes the Rick Perry landslide!

Never forget.
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Posted in Comedy, Election 2016, Rick Perry | Tagged , | 9 Comments

Conservative Bromance

Artist – David Horsey In other news, World War II veteran William “Wild Bill” Guarnere, who was portrayed in the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers by actor Frank John Hughes, has died in Philadelphia at the age of 90. Meanwhile, … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Open Thread, Rand Paul | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Ted Cruz Wants Another Obamacare Election. Let’s Do it.

There were many issues at stake in the 2012 election but you could justifiably say the Republicans sought to turn the election into a referendum on Obamacare and that Obamacare won. Senator Ted Cruz wants to turn the 2016 election … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Healthcare | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Rand Paul is Running for President

Here’s the surest sign yet that Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is both running for president and is a shameless weasel. Paul is reportedly asking Kentucky lawmakers to file a bill clarifying a state law that prevents candidates from holding or … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Ethics, Rand Paul | 4 Comments