Category Archives: End of America

When George Soros Speaks, Capitalism Listens

Posted on April 28, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mr. Brink

Because Socialism! or something. J.C. Penney shares finished up 11.6% Friday following news late Thursday that hedge fund mogul George Soros has taken a large stake in the retailer, and a report from CNBC Friday afternoon that Goldman Sachs has secured $1.75 billion in financing … Continue reading →
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Attention Walmart Shoppers: There’s A Huge Sale On Blow Guns, Too!

Posted on December 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm by Mr. Brink

The holiday shopping season is upon us all, and if you’ve been struggling to find just the right Christmahanakwanzika gift that says, “go blow!” and you’ve already given every man, woman, and child in your family their very own assault rifle, … Continue reading →

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It’s The End of America

Posted on September 1, 2012 at 1:00 pm by JM Ashby

On one hand, this is hilarious. On the other hand, it’s really, really terrible. I’m conflicted. The fourth episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” TLC’s reality show about a self-proclaimed “redneck” family, drew more viewers in a key demographic … Continue reading →

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We’re Number One!

Posted on August 14, 2012 at 5:40 pm by JM Ashby

Well, not really. While so-called “pro-life” anti-abortion rhetoric continues to be a centerpiece of the Republican party platform, America’s fertility rate is on the decline and is now below that of those darn evil socialists in Europe. Likely due to … Continue reading →

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We’re Giving Up

Posted on July 30, 2012 at 5:30 pm by JM Ashby

Apparently we’re giving up and abandoning the notion of a safe society. That’s the only conclusion I can draw from the creation of this video. (h/t TPM) “It may feel like just another day at the office but, occasionally, life … Continue reading →

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A Ridiculous Instance of Budget Cutting

Posted on October 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm by JM Ashby

Thank you ThinkProgress for highlighting one of the most ridiculous instances of budget cutting I have ever seen. Last night, in between approving city expenditures and other routine agenda items, the Topeka, Kansas City Council debated one rather controversial one: … Continue reading →

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The Shape of Things is Whack

Posted on October 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm by JumpyPants

Posted by JumpyPants AP: Investors agonizing over a faltering economy sent the stock market plunging all over again Wednesday after two disheartening reports convinced Wall Street that a recession, if not already here, is inevitable. The market’s despair _ fed … Continue reading →

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$118

Posted on April 21, 2008 at 8:39 am by Bob Cesca

On one hand, high prices mean less driving which is good for the environment. But $118 isn’t part of a plan to conserve, it’s part of a plan for the oil companies to suck down the last of their milkshake … Continue reading →

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We're Number 12

Posted on November 28, 2007 at 4:39 pm by Bob Cesca

The UN’s Human Development Index rankings of the best places to live: 1. Iceland 2. Norway 3. Australia 4. Canada 5. Ireland 6. Sweden 7. Switzerland 8. Japan 9. Netherlands 10. France 11. Finland 12. United States — Woo! 13. … Continue reading →

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Buchanan Predicting American Third World

Posted on November 26, 2007 at 12:02 pm by Bob Cesca

I don’t entirely disagree with Pat Buchanan when he writes: “America is coming apart, decomposing, and…the likelihood of her survival as one nation…is improbable — and impossible if America continues on her current course,” declares Pat Buchanan. “For we are … Continue reading →

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