Category Archives: Epic Fail

Rick Perry’s Border Troops Forced to Use a Food Bank

Texas Governor Rick Perry deployed National Guard troops to the Rio Grande Valley to essentially do nothing (because they have no authority to make arrests or even question immigrants) and apparently he didn’t have a plan in place to pay … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Ditka is a Clueless Asshole

While I would and have said that hiring the likes of Frank Luntz, Lanny Davis, George “Macaca Allen,” and Ari Fleischer to defend the Washington football team’s name is a bad idea, Dan Snyder clearly could have done worse by … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Harry Reid Trolls So Hard

In light of today’s events, Harry Reid ponders if House Republicans will drop their lawsuit against the president. And I can’t stop laughing. “Senator Reid agrees with House Republican leaders’ statement that President Obama has the authority to take steps … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Boehner: We’re Suing the Welfare President Because We Agree With Him

Speaker of the House John Boehner laid out the case for suing the president today in an op-ed column for USA Today, and if you can make past the egregious lies contained in the opening paragraphs, you’ll find that Boehner … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mixed Messages

Representative Steve Pearce (R-MN) was among a delegation who visited Honduras and Guatemala last week and he says violence is not driving immigration to the United States, however the delegation was afraid to leave the hotel during their stay. Congressman … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing

House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted overwhelmingly Thursday to bar the Energy Department from blocking approval of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Todd Akin is Talking About Rape Again

Disgraced former congressman Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin is certain that Bill Clinton is a rapist and he’s upset because Politico wouldn’t publish his accusation that Clinton is a “credibly accused rapist.” via TPM In one paragraph of its story, Politico … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Change of Plans?

I wouldn’t normally have any reason to make a post concerning Lebron James or professional basketball, but this is too amusing to pass up. As you might have heard, Lebron James is leaving the Miami Heat and returning home to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Boehner Says No to Impeachment, Still Doesn’t Know What His Lawsuit is About

John Boenhner said no to impeachment today which I’d call a smart move given recent events. Asked about former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s comments that Obama should be impeached over the influx of child migrants illegally crossing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Got Played by Cuban Intelligence

Remember the debunked story from Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller accusing Senator Bob Menendez of enlisting the services of underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic? The Daily Caller already looked bad for running the story without verifying it, especially after one … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House GOP Can’t Decide What Their Lawsuit is About, What Won’t Be Thrown Out of Court

We know John Boehner hasn’t been able to specify what exactly they will sue President Obama for and apparently that’s because House GOP leadership can’t decide what has the best chance of not being thrown out of court. Committee staffers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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UN: Detroit Water Cutoff Violates Human Rights, May Be Discriminatory

The people of Detroit reached out to the United Nations and the United Nations has responded by apparently condemning, in very serious terms, Detroit’s plan to shut off water for tens of thousands of people. GENEVA (25 June 2014) – … Continue reading
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Darrell Issa Believes Nefarious White House-IRS Cabal Has a Time Machine

House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa is certain that the White House and/or the senior brass of the IRS purposely or intentionally “lost” (and I put lost in scare quotes because that’s what they do) Lois Lerner’s emails. He’s certain … Continue reading
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Emails to Karl Rove Show Scott Walker Involved in a “Criminal Scheme”

It appears that the Wisconsin Club for Growth’s efforts to squash an investigation of Governor Scott Walker has backfired. The “John Doe investigation” of Walker is under review, however the review has led to the release of documents relating to … Continue reading
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Swing and a Miss

Remember the conservative white guy who changed his name so he would no longer be oppressed? Arizona congressional candidate Cesar Chavez, formerly known as Scott Fistler, has been kicked off the ballot. Judge John Rea ruled he could not appear … Continue reading
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Prosecutor: Military Had No Case Against 5 Taliban Prisoners

According to the chief prosecutor at Guantanamo Bay, the military had no viable case against the five prisoners that were released in exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Brig. Gen. Mark Martins said he concurred with a study conducted a few … Continue reading
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Report: Bergdahl Wandered Off Before and He Returned

Members of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s squad say he simply walked off the base on the night of his capture. This unverifiable bit of information has been used by critics to say that he was a deserter who had no intention … Continue reading
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The Chinese Government Thanks You, Edward Snowden

Last week the Department of Justice charged a team of Chinese hackers with hacking into American companies to steal technology and trade secrets. The Chinese government has now responded by citing Edward Snowden. “America’s spying operations have gone far beyond … Continue reading
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Outreach

Republicans in Colorado are apparently under the belief that women would have no interest in watching a gubernatorial debate without a demeaning gimmick. At the start of the “Women and Colorado’s Future” debate, the moderator explained that it would be … Continue reading
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D’Souza Pleads Guilty, Distracts From Benghazi

Although he spent the last several months claiming that he was somehow being framed or singled out by the Obama administration for being a vocal critic, D’ouche plead guilty today. “I knew that causing a campaign contribution to be made … Continue reading
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