Category Archives: Epic Fail

Who Needs Sharia Law?

The incoming Republican majority of the Montana legislature is telling women to mind the length of their skirts. For women, the “business formal” mandate a suit or dress slacks, skirt, jacket, and dress blouse or suit-like dress and appropriate shoes. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Violent Thug Police Officers Association Decries the St. Louis Rams and Violent Thugs

Players from the St. Louis Rams football team entered the game yesterday with their hands up to show solidarity with protesters. The St. Louis Police Officers Association saw this and completely lost their minds. What follows is one of the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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John McCain Wants Benghazi Conspiracy Theorist Lindsey Graham to Run for President, And Other News

If Lindsey Graham knows what’s good for the rest of us, he’ll listen to his longtime buddy John McCain and throw his hat into the presidential ring. “I think he is looking at it, and I am strongly encouraging him … Continue reading

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Running With Scissors

I feel conflicted because, on one hand, this woman is dead and that’s terrible, but on the other hand, well, just read this: St. Louis (CNN) — A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot herself in the head with … Continue reading

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House Committee Says Defunding Executive Action is Impossible

The Republican-controlled House Appropriations Committee has quietly informed Republican leadership that they cannot defund the president’s actions on immigration because the agency responsible for implementing it is not funded by Congress; it’s funded by user fees. [The] committee said the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Used Car Salesman Wins Election Because Obummer

Mark Maynard is not a used car salesman in the rhetorical or pejorative sense. He is a for-real used car salesman and he just defeated the longest-sitting state senator in West Virginia. Maynar and the Associated Press both claim that … Continue reading

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Steve Stockman Subpoenaed by Grand Jury

Representative Steve Stockman and three of his aides have been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury. Stockman notified Congress of the subpoena but did not reveal the nature of the federal investigation. Stockman lost a primary election for Senate and … Continue reading

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Outreach: The Washington Racial Slurs Sue 5 Native Americans for Being Offended

Not only has the Washington football team filed a lawsuit against the five Native Americans who took their case to the Patent and Trademark Office board, their reason for doing so is simply breathtaking in its audacity. The team, which … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House GOP Still Not Sure What Their Lawsuit is About, Another Law Firm Drops the Case

After the first law firmed hired by House Republicans to litigate their case against President Obama dropped the case out of embarrassment, they were forced to find a replacement. The replacement law firm has now dropped the case out of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Women Asking for Equal Pay Just Want to Sue

If we say that women should receive an equal amount of pay for an equal amount of work, that will simply open up the legal floodgates. At least that’s what Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s campaign tells us. I’m Lt. Governor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bottom of the Barrel: Ed Gillespie (R) Campaigns for the Washington Racial Slurs

Why won’t Ed Gillespie’s Democratic opponent fight to protect a racial slur? That is the question posed in this new campaign ad from the Gillespie campaign attacking his opponent Senator Mark Warner (D). Because if Warner won’t stand up for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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To Be Clear: Perdue’s Company Was Sued by “Less Than 2,000″ Women

When George Republican senate candidate David Perdue was asked about a lawsuit filed by managers against Dollar General (Perdue’s former company), he made it clear that the company was sued by “less than 2,000″ women. Here’s how Perdue responded: “If … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown is Not a Scientist and He Has No Need for Scientists

While Senator Jeane Shaheen says we should “listen to the experts” on Ebola, her opponent Scott Brown insists that we don’t need no stinkin’ experts. Brown said part of the problem is that Obama has been providing inconsistent answers on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown Forgets He’s Not a State Senator From MA

Former Senator Scott Brown recently donated to his own campaign and the state of Massachusetts was listed as his employer. via Local ABC Affiliate WMUR [In] Brown’s latest campaign finance report, Brown is listed as donating $244 to his campaign … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both

Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was asked whether he supports … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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RNC Co-Chair: Wisconsin Voters Are Dumb

If Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker loses his bid for reelection, the only possible explanation is that Wisconsin voters are big dummies, according to the co-chair of the Republican National Committee. Sharon Day, the co-chair, told the audience, “It’s not going … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

How do you spot a campaign tracker (someone watching for gaffes) if they don’t wear name tags? According to the staff of California Republican congressional candidate Carl DeMaio, you should be on the look out for young black people who … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Florida Governor Rick Scott is an Embarrassment

In case you missed it, this has be seen to be believed. Florida Governor Rick Scott refused to take the stage at the gubernatorial debate last night because Charlie Crist had a small fan under his podium. The real awkwardness … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (R) skips the pleasantries and gets right to the heart of the matter: ugly women need not apply. This gets progressively worse. I seem to recall hearing that a new survey is out revealing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Lower than Low

In recent months thousands of employees of the fast food industry have taken to the streets to call for higher wages (my hat’s off to them) and some have even pondered forming or joining a union. Punishing employees for talking … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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