Category Archives: Epic Fail

House GOP Lawsuit Too Embarrassing for Law Firm

I missed this bit of news over the weekend and I regret that I did because it’s a very amusing bit of news. The lawyer hired by House Republicans to handle their lawsuit against President Obama for his use of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown is Very Confused

President Obama and Jeanne Shaheen have it all wrong according to Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown. Brown tells us the administration has targeted ISIS in the wrong location. Radical Islamic terrorists are threatening to cause the collapse of our country. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Team Rand: He Didn’t Say That Thing He Said Which We Won’t Name

In case you didn’t notice, there have been quite a few stories lately, from columns to blog posts, popping up all over the web demonstrating that Rand Paul has completely flipped on previous positions. And, in some cases, he has … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Do You Stand With Rand? Does Rand Stand With Rand?

It was only months ago when Rand Paul took to the floor of the Senate and engaged in a 13-hour long filibuster of a judicial nominee to protest the killing of Anwar al-Awlaki in Yemen and American drone policy in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Not Intended to be a Factual Statement

During an interview with Breitbart, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) said that the first executive order he would issue as president — Ha! — would be to “repeal all previous executive orders.” Why? Because, according to him, you should have to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Words Continue to Have No Meaning

Today in Fox News chyrons brought to you by Media Matters. During a segment of America’s Newsroom focused on “American ambivalence” and the president’s lack of action, Fox News inadvertently disclosed that the president has, in fact, taken action. It … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Opposes a Thing That We Aren’t Doing

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has repeatedly demanded that the president seek congressional authorization for taking action in Syria, and now that President Obama is doing so, Rand is ready to give it, right? In an op-ed written for Time, Rand … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Fearmongers Over Ebola, Cuts Ebola Funding Request

In America’s latest display of stunning dissonance, House Republicans are planning to provide less than half of what White House requested to fight Ebola. According to a source familiar with the negotiations, House Appropriations Committee Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.) agreed … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

What could go wrong is going wrong in Texas. From the Associated Press McALLEN, Texas (AP) — A Border Patrol agent pursuing a group of immigrants in a wooded area near the Texas-Mexico border on Friday fired several shots at … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rick Perry’s Border Troops Forced to Use a Food Bank

Texas Governor Rick Perry deployed National Guard troops to the Rio Grande Valley to essentially do nothing (because they have no authority to make arrests or even question immigrants) and apparently he didn’t have a plan in place to pay … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Ditka is a Clueless Asshole

While I would and have said that hiring the likes of Frank Luntz, Lanny Davis, George “Macaca Allen,” and Ari Fleischer to defend the Washington football team’s name is a bad idea, Dan Snyder clearly could have done worse by … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Harry Reid Trolls So Hard

In light of today’s events, Harry Reid ponders if House Republicans will drop their lawsuit against the president. And I can’t stop laughing. “Senator Reid agrees with House Republican leaders’ statement that President Obama has the authority to take steps … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Boehner: We’re Suing the Welfare President Because We Agree With Him

Speaker of the House John Boehner laid out the case for suing the president today in an op-ed column for USA Today, and if you can make past the egregious lies contained in the opening paragraphs, you’ll find that Boehner … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mixed Messages

Representative Steve Pearce (R-MN) was among a delegation who visited Honduras and Guatemala last week and he says violence is not driving immigration to the United States, however the delegation was afraid to leave the hotel during their stay. Congressman … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing

House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted overwhelmingly Thursday to bar the Energy Department from blocking approval of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Todd Akin is Talking About Rape Again

Disgraced former congressman Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin is certain that Bill Clinton is a rapist and he’s upset because Politico wouldn’t publish his accusation that Clinton is a “credibly accused rapist.” via TPM In one paragraph of its story, Politico … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Change of Plans?

I wouldn’t normally have any reason to make a post concerning Lebron James or professional basketball, but this is too amusing to pass up. As you might have heard, Lebron James is leaving the Miami Heat and returning home to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Boehner Says No to Impeachment, Still Doesn’t Know What His Lawsuit is About

John Boenhner said no to impeachment today which I’d call a smart move given recent events. Asked about former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s comments that Obama should be impeached over the influx of child migrants illegally crossing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Got Played by Cuban Intelligence

Remember the debunked story from Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller accusing Senator Bob Menendez of enlisting the services of underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic? The Daily Caller already looked bad for running the story without verifying it, especially after one … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House GOP Can’t Decide What Their Lawsuit is About, What Won’t Be Thrown Out of Court

We know John Boehner hasn’t been able to specify what exactly they will sue President Obama for and apparently that’s because House GOP leadership can’t decide what has the best chance of not being thrown out of court. Committee staffers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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