Category Archives: Glenn Beck

Serious Risk

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a study conducted by the University of Delaware found that white people are more supportive of voter ID laws if they’re shown pictures of black people voting. Meanwhile, infamous end-times lunatic and conspiracy … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Sen. Rand Paul’s Disturbing Fantasy

Senator Rand Paul retweeted this frightening image the other day from the collective mind of functioning imbeciles and human/hyena hybrids everywhere: @SenRandPaul with @glennbeck in the Oval Office, well the Dallas Oval Office pic.twitter.com/eFh3Z9Dfj0 — Joseph Kerry (@josephkerry) February 7, … Continue reading
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Yes, Fox News, A Lot of People Hate the President Simply Because He’s Black

President Obama was exactly right. Some people don’t like him because he’s African-American. I didn’t think this was even remotely controversial. But wow. Some of the usual suspects erupted in protest, behaving suspiciously defensive when, in fact, the president wasn’t … Continue reading
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You Have to Be Proud

Glenn Greenwald isn’t the only one who’s very upset that Time Magazine chose Pope Francis as their Person of the Year. Glenn Beck is also beside himself, and in response he’s chosen Senator Ted Cruz as The Blaze Man of … Continue reading
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God Spoke to Glenn Beck, Sung The Praises of Louie Gohmert

The one true God has been whispering in the ears of Glenn Beck, but God did not tell him the secret to world peace or everlasting salvation. No, God whispered in the ears of Glenn Beck to tell him that … Continue reading
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I Have a Scheme

Artist – Jeff Darcy As you may have noticed, there were no Republican speakers at today’s anniversary. Meanwhile, Glenn Beck’s assessment of possible U.S. intervention in Syria for humanitarian reasons is not too far removed from some of the oil-fueled … Continue reading
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Tell Us Something We Don’t Know

“Today I declare myself officially a rodeo clown.” — Glenn Beck Video via RightWingWatch BECK: They know this thing is falling apart. That’s why they’re going after the rodeo clown. They’re freaking out. Good. Advance, America. Advance. Don’t you dare … Continue reading
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The Conspiracy Theory Nexus of Glenn Beck, Glenn Greenwald and Alex Jones

My Tuesday column begins like so: If you see any remaining daylight between the rapidly converging spheres of the Glenn Greenwald Left and the Alex Jones Right, you’ll have to point it out to me because not only have those … Continue reading
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Of Course He Does

Kris Kobach, the father of “Papers Please” anti-immigration law, which as you may recall was described as a “model for the nation” by Mitt Romney, says immigration reform protesters are just like the KKK. Because of course he does. Kansas’ … Continue reading
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Oh and This Happened

With everything going on in the news, I totally forgot to mention that Glenn Beck’s vocal cords are temporarily paralyzed somehow. As someone who makes part of his living by talking into a microphone, vocal cords can be spastic, so … Continue reading
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If You’re Wondering Who Helped Pass the NSA’s Eavesdropping Powers, Here Are Some Familiar Names…

My Tuesday column and some recent history on FISA and the NSA: On his show last Friday, while the NSA story was blazing its way through the tubes, Rush Limbaugh said, “So there is clearly — somewhere, somehow, in some … Continue reading
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Here’s a Video of Glenn Beck Insanely Talking to Himself

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Glenn Beck Exposes Conspiracy to Falsely Label Him a Conspiracy Theorist

My Wednesday column: One of our favorite people to annihilate in the pages of The Daily Banter is Alex Jones. But there’s one thing I’d offer up as a compliment: at least Alex Jones is original. He’s a psychonaut and … Continue reading
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Ohio School District Attempting to Teach Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theories

Yes. Really. The American Civil Liberties Union of Ohio is challenging an Ohio school district for considering a “controversial issues policy” that would require teachers to encourage discussions about creationism and conservative conspiracy theories about U.N. Agenda 21. […] Teachers … Continue reading
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The Good, The Bad, and The Crazy

Like I said yesterday, the NRA convention is increasingly indistinguishable from CPAC, and Jon Stewart nailed it last night. I’d only add that the language used by Glenn Beck and others, and even the cadence they use to deliver it … Continue reading
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Visual Stimulation For Lunatics

Some images from the NRA’s annual group therapy session: We’re so lucky to have such a terrible organization around defending our right to be as insane as we would want our children to be. These are the fucking people telling … Continue reading
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More Conspiracy Beamed Directly to Your Living Room

Glenn Beck is headed back to TV courtesy of Cablevision, reports The New York Times. Glenn Beck’s Internet channel TheBlaze has been picked up by the cable system operated by Cablevision, giving Mr. Beck television distribution in the New York … Continue reading
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Glenn Beck: Houston Airport Shooting A “Setup” Like the Reichstag fire

Glenn Beck thinks the would-be mass shooter turned suicide at the Houston airport was a set-up: The far-right appears to be less and less interested in issues (or sloganeering about issues) and increasingly focused on out-conspiracy theorizing each other. And … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) has dropped his latest nugget of wisdom: Eric Holder is a terrorist sympathizer and the Muslim Brotherhood is commanding the Obama Administration. Listen: Responding to Glenn Beck’s question of why Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was read this Miranda … Continue reading
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Glenn Beck and Right Wing Media’s Terrible Week

It was a terrible week for the country, but it could be argued that it was almost as bad a week for America’s media standard. With CNN earning the gold medal in the bullshit Olympics, it was actually worse for right wing … Continue reading
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