Category Archives: Gun Fetishists

Bring Your Guns

A Republican state representative in Ohio is forgoing the backyard barbeque and holding a “machine gun social” instead. “This is a nice event,” state Rep. Ron Maag (R-OH) told the Cincinnati Enquirer for an article published on Tuesday. Scheduled for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Gun Nuts Will Buy Anything

While you can still import and purchase AK-47 rifles made by competitors, including a Russian-made version, imports of the original manufactured by Kalashnikov were banned as part of the economic sanctions levied against Russia. But gun nuts don’t appreciate nuance … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Running With Scissors

Here’s a great idea: let’s open the doorway to selling alcohol at gun shows. From the Associated Press: AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas could start allowing alcohol sales at gun shows provided they don’t allow live ammunition or let buyers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Self-Parody

Today NRA News tells us that blind people with guns aren’t as big of a threat as you think they are because pseudo-science says they may actually see better than you do. I’m barely paraphrasing. Every law-abiding, blind individual should … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Keep Gun and Carry On

It’s the “gunfight at the Golden Corral” on The Daily Show. The point is, working the overnight at 7-11 isn’t already fucked up enough that, somewhere between emptying out whatever it is that coagulates under the rolling hot dog tray … Continue reading
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NRA Apologizes for Upsetting Psychotic Manchildren

The National Rifle Association briefly sided against the psychotic members of Open Carry Texas who carried their long rifles into Chili’s, Sonic, and Chipotle, but now the organization has reversed its position; taking your AK47 or AR15 to dinner is … Continue reading
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“Disgusting and Disrespectful” Indeed

Open Carry Texas has decided that the National Rifle Association is too cute and cuddly for them. In response to the NRA’s statement on Friday criticizing Texas activists’ recent tactics, members of the pro-gun group Open Carry Texas have been … Continue reading
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‘Guns are for Hunting Politicians’ Says Micro-Phallused Plumber

I’m old enough to remember when the party line was that guns are for hunting and protecting your family against home invasions. According to Joe the Fraudulent Plumber, guns are for killing politicians. “Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians … Continue reading
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What Could Go Wrong?

Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has put together a “down and dirty” guide to hiding … Continue reading
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Asshole of the Day

Joe the Unlicensed Plumber is sorry about your dead kids but, actually, no he’s not sorry at all. Wurzelbacher: “It’s a tragedy. I am sorry you lost your child. I myself have a son and daughter and the one thing … Continue reading
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Fake Patriots

Artist – Jeffrey Boyer As it turns out, the men who carried their rifles into a Chipotle restaurant and prompted the chain to ban weapons from its franchise locations belong to a group called Open Carry Texas. That’s the same … Continue reading
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Calamity

Artist – Nick Anderson Mother Jones has an incredibly disturbing story about the treatment of women who support gun control by pro-gun lunatics who also happen to be raging, misogynistic assholes. And if you’ve been paying attention, you’d know that’s … Continue reading
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My Gun is Bigger Than Your Gun

Alabama state Rep. Steve Hurst’s penis gun is bigger than your penis gun. What’s seen in the above image is actually a BBQ grill that state Representative Steve Hurst (R) has turned into a parade float and rolling campaign ad … Continue reading
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‘Safety Guy’ GOP Lawmaker Gun Nut Shoots Hunting Buddy

Let’s just paint the portrait. You’re a lawmaker from Oklahoma, which naturally makes you a safety-first gun enthusiast and a weathered outdoorsman, championing freedom and liberty on the range for recreational food and male bonding. You take to the wilderness … Continue reading
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What Could Go Wrong?

You will soon be allowed to carry guns in school parking lots in the state of Indiana. And I don’t mean college campuses, I mean every school K-12 and beyond. Both houses of the Indiana legislature voted Thursday night to … Continue reading
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Who Wants an Autograph From an Admitted Child Killer?

Racist gun fetishists were in for quite a treat this past weekend as George Zimmerman signed autographs at an Orlando gun show. Zimmerman greeted people and autographed photos of him posing with his dog. He appeared at a scaled-down version … Continue reading
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Outreach

When it comes to reaching out to different demographics of voters, the Republican party’s problem is pretty simple; they have too many racist psychopaths in their ranks. During an editorial board meeting with the Dallas Morning News last Friday, Tea … Continue reading
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Correcting The 2nd Amendment

An excerpt from the book by recently retired Justice John Paul Stevens, “Six Amendments: How and Why We Should Change the Constitution” is quietly making the rounds, indicating that’s it’s already stirring intelligent debate death threats, especially because he dares to suggest that the … Continue reading
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Chart of the Day

Gun deaths will soon surpass vehicle deaths for young people according to the Center for American Progress. In 2010, 6,201 young people between the ages of 15 and 24 died by gunfire. Guns were a close second to the leading … Continue reading
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Bernie Herpin is a Sociopath

Colorado state Senator Bernie Herpin (R) says it may be a good thing that Aurora theater shooter James Holmes used a 100-round magazine because it malfunctioned before he could finish annihilating the entire packed theater. Herpin made this stupefying statement … Continue reading
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