Category Archives: Guns

Back to School: Don’t Mind The Long Rifles

I have no idea what could justify a K-12 school police force carrying long rifles, but apparently officers will be packing in Compton, California as children head back to school. “This is our objective — save lives, bottom line,” Compton … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Running With Scissors

Here’s a great idea: let’s open the doorway to selling alcohol at gun shows. From the Associated Press: AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas could start allowing alcohol sales at gun shows provided they don’t allow live ammunition or let buyers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Not Satire: New NRA Video Endorses Gun Permits for Blind People

Several weeks ago, we covered one of several bizarre new videos released by the National Rifle Association in which a “commentator” pitches one or more ridiculous ideas for how to expand gun rights in the United States. In that video, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Self-Parody

Today NRA News tells us that blind people with guns aren’t as big of a threat as you think they are because pseudo-science says they may actually see better than you do. I’m barely paraphrasing. Every law-abiding, blind individual should … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Militias and Sovereign Citizen Groups are a Greater Combined Terror Threat Than Islamic Jihad

Not too long ago, I referred to open carry protesters as being comparable to terrorists. The reasons are obvious: in an age when armed madmen routinely blitz through schools and movie theaters, gunning down innocent people, it’s not such a … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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We Watched This Insanely Ridiculous NRA Video So You Don’t Have To

The National Rifle Association (NRA) has been responsible for countless nonsensical, totally illogical and sadistically irrational pro-gun slogans. It’s kind of what the NRA does. Its executive vice president and chief crackpot, Wayne LaPierre is a never-ending geyser of these … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

A new law taking effect in Kentucky this week aims to reduce domestic violence by putting guns in the hands of even more people. via Mother Jones The new Kentucky law, which passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, doesn’t stop abusers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Arms Race

Public colleges in Idaho had no plans to arm their campus police force, but now they have no choice. Idaho public colleges did not previously arm their campus officers. But Idaho State University director of public safety Steve Chatterton said … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Let’s Call ‘Open Carry’ Gun Gangs What They Are: Extremists and Terrorists

On Monday, the Houston chapter of Open Carry Texas had originally planned an armed march into the Fifth Ward, a predominantly African-American community. The group canceled the event because, they say, one of the members was committed to a previously … Continue reading
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Crazy Florida Tackles Non-Crisis: Kids Who Are Unfairly Punished for Pop Tart Guns

Over the weekend, Twitchy.com and Michelle Malkin blasted President Obama for ordering an investigation into the very serious issue of the dwindling bee population, noting that he should probably be focused on more important things like the never-ending tensions in … Continue reading
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How Many Responsible Gun Owners Shot Themselves in the Penis?

A few days ago in Macon, Georgia, at a Sunoco filling station, an unidentified man was holstering his firearm when his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet slammed clean through his penis and exited from his butt. Instead of calling an … Continue reading
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SCOTUS: Straw Purchases of Guns Are Illegal

In a rare win for gun control advocates and people who aren’t insane, the Supreme Court ruled today that purchasing a gun for someone else is illegal even if the person who ultimately receives the weapon can legally obtain it … Continue reading
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How to Drastically Reduce School Shootings in America

Just stop counting them. In a news report published Thursday, CNN amends its prior reporting that there were 74 school shootings since the Newtown Massacre — a number calculated by gun violence prevention group Everytown for Gun Safety — and … Continue reading
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The Next Witch Hunt

Remember Darrell Issa? Whatever happened to that guy after he was handed his hat by House leadership and kept out of the Select Solyndra IRS Committee to Investigate the Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate? Chairman Issa has been busy, apparently. He … Continue reading
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Bad Guy With Gun Stopped by Good Guy With Pepper Spray

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, right? Maybe not. SEATTLE (AP) — When a lone gunman armed with a shotgun at a small Seattle university stopped firing at … Continue reading
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NRA Apologizes for Upsetting Psychotic Manchildren

The National Rifle Association briefly sided against the psychotic members of Open Carry Texas who carried their long rifles into Chili’s, Sonic, and Chipotle, but now the organization has reversed its position; taking your AK47 or AR15 to dinner is … Continue reading
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“Disgusting and Disrespectful” Indeed

Open Carry Texas has decided that the National Rifle Association is too cute and cuddly for them. In response to the NRA’s statement on Friday criticizing Texas activists’ recent tactics, members of the pro-gun group Open Carry Texas have been … Continue reading
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The Diabolical Liberal Media’s One Weird Trick To Make You Think About Guns

According to the National Rifle Association, describing a shooting as a “shooting” is some kind of nefarious media plot to trick you into thinking of a shooting as a “shooting.” via Media Matters Without mentioning the Isla Vista killings by … Continue reading
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‘Guns are for Hunting Politicians’ Says Micro-Phallused Plumber

I’m old enough to remember when the party line was that guns are for hunting and protecting your family against home invasions. According to Joe the Fraudulent Plumber, guns are for killing politicians. “Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians … Continue reading
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What Could Go Wrong?

Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has put together a “down and dirty” guide to hiding … Continue reading
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