Category Archives: Mark Halperin

Halperin ‘Doubles Down’ with Sequel to ‘Game Change’

Posted on December 12, 2012 at 10:25 am by Bob Cesca

The title of the new Halperin book about the election contains the most annoying, hackish and over-used political colloquialism of 2012. Total shocker coming from a hackish and over-used nothing like Halperin: Mark Halperin and John Heilemann, who wrote the … Continue reading →

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Mark Halperin is Always Wrong

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 7:10 am by Bob Cesca

My Monday column is an extended take-down of Mark Halperin’s latest burst of hackery. When we do the list of names that occupy the rogues gallery of political villains, Mark Halperin’s name doesn’t often make the cut. It’s chiefly because … Continue reading →

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Mark Halperin is Always Wrong

Posted on December 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm by Bob Cesca

Alex Pareene via Sullivan: Halperin is so dedicated to being wrong about everything that, upon his return to the airwaves, he actually made a point of mentioning that, had he been on TV during his suspension, he would’ve been wrong … Continue reading →

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Just Like Bush!

Posted on March 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm by Bob Cesca

Pushers of the simplistic and inaccurate “just like Bush” argument can welcome aboard the very serious Mark Halperin. Halperin is easily the king of all hackish contrarian link-trolling (next to Politico, of course). But expect most of MSNBC’s morning zoo … Continue reading →

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Mark Halperin: World's Biggest Asshat

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm by Bob Cesca

Mark Halperin illustrated a blog post about healthcare reform using a Photoshopped image of Mary Landrieu with the There’s Something About Mary “hair gel” hair style. For those of you who never saw the movie, Cameron Diaz accidentally uses something … Continue reading →

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Worst Person

Posted on May 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm by Bob Cesca

Mark Halperin on Morning Joe: Yeah, what if we put a terrorist in a prison (sort of like the dozens of terrorists currently in our domestic prison system) and then the ghost of Saddam Hussein appears as a gigantic marshamallow … Continue reading →

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Cesca's Take: One Reason Why Halperin Is A Jagoff

Posted on May 1, 2009 at 3:21 pm by Bob Cesca

This headline on Halperin’s blog regarding the president’s Supreme Court nomination process: White Men Need Not Apply Here’s an impression of Mark Halperin’s shit on a day-to-day basis: wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, … Continue reading →

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WTF?

Posted on April 15, 2009 at 8:04 am by Bob Cesca

Mark Halperin was wrong about everything having to do with the election. There was also that thing about recommending to McCain that he paint President Obama as a terrorist Manchurian candidate. If that wasn’t enough reason to question his credibility … Continue reading →

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For What It’s Worth

Posted on January 27, 2009 at 11:37 am by JumpyPants

It’s been roughly four weeks, and still no new edition of the very serious Halperin’s Take.

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Lamest Blogotube Headline of the Week

Posted on January 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm by Bob Cesca

The Waxman Cometh Naturally, it’s a Halperin headline. Anyone who writes a “[blank]man Cometh” headline forfeits their headline-writing privileges forever. Incidentally, that wax figure is creepy. Uncanny valley creepy.

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