Category Archives: President Obama

Ingraham: Why is the Anti-Colonial Welfare President Fighting Ebola?

As Newt Gingrich once said, you can’t understand President Obama unless you understand his anti-colonial worldview; a worldview shared by all people who aren’t lizards. This anti-colonial worldview, wingnut radio host Laura Ingraham tells us, is what drove the president … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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It Could Happen

Republicans in Delkab County, Alabama are warning local residents that if they reelect their Democratic sheriff, he may help President Obama suspend the 2016 election and usurp all power. In a letter mailed to local voters, a prominent party donor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Handouts

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a federal appeals court has overturned an injunction that prevented the investigation of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker from continuing. You can watch the president’s address to the UN General Assembly here. Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Honesty: Obama is Always Wrong Even When He’s Right

Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) tells The New York Times that even though “a lot of people” don’t actually care what happens in Iraq, the Republican party will find a way to attack President Obama over the strategy for combating ISIS … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Erickson Doesn’t Think the President is a Secret Muslim, But…

He can see why some people do. Yeah. Who cares what Erickson says, right? That would be a question you should ask the Republican party because they see eye to eye. RNC chairman Reince Priebus, Senator Ted Cruz, and Governor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Guess What? No One Really Gives a Sh*t Whether Obama Plays Golf

Back in 2001, after spending nearly 30 days on vacation in Crawford, Texas, President Bush returned to Washington on the Friday before Labor Day, rather than on Labor Day itself. Why? Because he got hammered in the polls by Americans … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Eyes Open

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Attorney General Eric Holder will travel to Ferguson, Missouri this week. Meanwhile, President Obama will chair the U.N Security Council during his next visit to the General Assembly. Probably to discuss Order 66 … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory: Larry Klayman’s Race War Edition

Leader of the failed revolution and anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman warns us that President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have fired the opening salvos in The Race War™ so they can rename the White House. via RightWingWatch Unhinged right-wing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Why It’s Not Shocking To See This ‘Impeachment Now’ Billboard with Giant Black Testicles

America has collectively gone nuts. Among other things, garment-rending mobs from the far-right to the far-left to all points in between appear to be blaming President Obama for almost literally everything, so given the context it’s really not too shocking … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama: Democrats Are “Generally Fact-Based, Reason-Based” While the GOP Denies Science

During a comprehensive interview with The New York Times, President Obama attacked modern conservatism and the GOP for being too ideological and extremist. He continued by describing the Democratic Party like so: And by the way, it generally is fact-based … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Iowa congressman and Secret Border Control Agent Steve King, the man House Republican leadership handed their border legislation over to, warns us that President Obama wants to be impeached so he can then fully realize his plans to usurp all … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here Comes the Resignation

Here comes the landslide resignation. “If I open the newspaper tomorrow and I learn that Obama resigned, I wouldn’t be surprised.” -Dick Morris I can’t say that I feel the same way as Dick Morris. As Clark W. Griswold famously … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Opens Mouth, Reveals He’s Clueless

Over the weekend the Obamas said that they would like to see their daughters work minimum wage jobs so that they would understand “what most folks go through every single day.” That seems reasonable to most people, but Rand Paul … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Thank You, Racism

Colbert is back from vacation and he’s talking about the Republican lawsuit against President Obama no his “long, award-losing segment: Thank You, Racism.” If there’s one thing I’ve always said about our President Barack Obama is that he’s an ineffectual … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Boehner Says No to Impeachment, Still Doesn’t Know What His Lawsuit is About

John Boenhner said no to impeachment today which I’d call a smart move given recent events. Asked about former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s comments that Obama should be impeached over the influx of child migrants illegally crossing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Do Something. No, Don’t Do Something.

While Republicans say the influx of undocumented children from Central America is a pressing issue that requires immediate attention from the president, they aren’t willing to approve funding to address it. The president “is asking to use billions of taxpayer … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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John Boehner Still Doesn’t Know What He’s Suing For

Offering no specifics whatsoever, Speaker of the House John Boehner attacked the president for his “flippant dismissal” of the House Republicans’ supposedly-impending lawsuit in an Op-Ed written for CNN. That’s why, later this month, we will bring legislation to the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Five Reasons Why That ‘Obama is the Worst President’ Poll is Total Horseshit

Yesterday, The Daily Banter‘s Tommy Christopher covered a new Quinnipiac Poll showing that a plurality of Americans believe that President Obama is the worst president since World War II. At the risk of sounding like an Obamabot (I’m not, but … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Corporate Religion

Artist – Bruce Plante In other news, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) is glad that the Supreme Court struck down the mandate for birth control that, as we all know, is primarily used for “recreational behavior” and for no other reason … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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John Boehner Isn’t Fooling Anyone

I highly doubt Boehner himself believes this bullshit much less anyone else. “The crisis at our southern border reminds us all of the critical importance of fixing our broken immigration system. It is sad and disappointing that – faced with … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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