Category Archives: Sarah Palin

Bill Kristol Is Finally Right About Sarah Palin: Impeaching Obama is ‘Irresponsible’

It was brief, but it really happened. Fox News, and now ABC News contributor, Bill Kristol was actually right about something. As we’ve observed over the years, whatever Kristol says, the opposite must be true. Some of his greatest hits … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Five Historical American Political Speeches… Sarah Palin-ized

Earlier in the week, I wrote about Sarah Palin’s insane “baptism via waterboarding” line from her address at the NRA’s “Stand And Fight” rally. Ever since she arrived on the scene in 2008, I’ve been trying to deconstruct her speechwriting … Continue reading
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Sean Hannity Clearly Didn’t Learn His Lesson, Defends Sarah Palin’s Waterboarding Remarks

A smart man doesn’t blindly leap to the support of questionable characters twice in a row. Then again, Sean Hannity isn’t a very smart man. After totally hosing himself with his ebullient support for Cliven Bundy, who ended up being … Continue reading
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Sarah Palin Addresses NRA Rally: “If I Were in Charge… Waterboarding is How We Baptize Terrorists”

Oh, Sarah Palin. You cringe-inducing, Chiclet-brained troll. Every time you open your mouth, you prove to the world exactly why you should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, or any elected office, ever. Not only are you way, … Continue reading
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The Man On The White Horse

Artist — Jack Ohman   In other Bizarro world newsworthy topics, Sarah Palin defended waterboarding and violent revolt this weekend, telling a meeting of annual NRA convention nuts last night that, “Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.” “They obviously have … Continue reading
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Cover

Artist — Clay Bennett In related news, during his press conference this past Friday, the first since January, Governor Chris Christie, the last man to know anything about what his closest friends were up to, spoke about the motivations behind … Continue reading
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I Watched Sarah Palin’s CPAC Speech So You Don’t Have To

Sarah Palin was the closing night speaker at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), and her speech was just as awful as we’ve come to expect: an incoherent syllabus of bullet points, bumper stickers and word salads. It was … Continue reading
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Chalkboard Fail at CPAC

The Conservative Political Action Conference wrapped up this weekend, bringing out the craziest of the crazies for a hate-filled week of paying tribute to ignorance and white superiority. But just in case you thought they forgot about racism and inequality, the booth … Continue reading
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Republican Fashionistas Can’t Stop Evaluating the President’s Clothing

President Obama is a bit of a nerd. Not a huge nerd, but occasionally a little nerdish. No need to stop the presses because this isn’t news, nor is it at all consequential in terms of the president’s toughness or … Continue reading
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Rebranding Complete

Woman who use birth control simply can’t control their libido, amirite? They’re just looking for a handout from their sugar daddy, the federal government. That’s what Chick-fil-A aficionado Mike Huckabee tells us. Apparently a significant number of Republican voters agree … Continue reading
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Yes, Fox News, A Lot of People Hate the President Simply Because He’s Black

President Obama was exactly right. Some people don’t like him because he’s African-American. I didn’t think this was even remotely controversial. But wow. Some of the usual suspects erupted in protest, behaving suspiciously defensive when, in fact, the president wasn’t … Continue reading
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Idiot Quote of the Day

There are plenty of conservative thinkers tripping over themselves in an attempt to both honor Martin Luther King Jr. and attack liberals at the same time, but this is the icing on the dumbass cake. Mr. President, in honor of … Continue reading
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It’s In The Bible

Artist – Pat Bagley According to the Commerce Department, the economy grew at an annual rate of 4.1 percent in the third quarter of the year thanks in part to increased consumer spending. Stocks rose to records highs today following … Continue reading
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Sarah Palin Continues To Speak For All Conservatives

Sarah Palin on Fox Sunday with Chris Wallace today discussing her views on the Senate’s recent move to allow democracy to prevail conveying some sort of folksy coded-message to Christmoose Chili-loving America is enough to make any seasoned journalist weep internally. Wallace … Continue reading
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Sarah Palin’s Book Tour Meets Reality In Wausau

It’s worth noting that not everyone sees Sarah Palin’s book tour throughout Walmart, America promoting her latest marvel of human existence, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas“ as the hard-covered sacrificial lamb for all of America’s secularist … Continue reading
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Word Salad of the Day

I’m gonna need someone to explain Sarah Palin’s “explanation” of her healthcare plan to me. At 0:25 “The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly … Continue reading
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Quote of the Day

“May we forever be America home of the free if we do our part being America home of the brave.” Sarah Palin at yesterday’s 300 Man March or whatever First of all, it’s “land of the free,” not “home of … Continue reading
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Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz Storm The World War II Memorial

Just like Normandy! Opportunism knocks. WASHINGTON (AP) — A crowd converged on the World War II Memorial on the National Mall, pushing through barriers Sunday morning to protest the memorial’s closing under the government shutdown. Republican Sen. Mike Lee of Utah … Continue reading
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Delusions of Grandeur

Steve Lonegan, the man who said “bring it on” in regards to a government shutdown, is having delusions of grandeur. “When I win, Obama will fold.” Lonegan says his internal polling shows a neck-and-neck race in the U.S. Senate contest … Continue reading
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In Which I Explain the Debt Ceiling and Financial Apocalypse to Rand Paul and Sarah Palin

My Wednesday column: The Republican misinformation geyser continues to erupt unabated. Today, let’s focus on a pair of statements from tea party champions Sarah Palin and Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) who seem to completely misunderstand the deficit, the debt ceiling, … Continue reading
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