Category Archives: Sarah Palin

Palin Versus Ailes! Fight!

Roger Ailes: “Sarah Palin had no chance to be president.” Palin’s response: “I wonder if he is aware that the same thing was said about me when I ran for city council, mayor, and eventually governor.” She added, “No doubt … Continue reading

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Just a Quick Reminder

Sarah Palin is an idiot. The unemployment numbers aren’t accurate. Or they are. Who the fuck knows. And okay really? President Obama is responsible for the unemployment numbers when he first took office and before any of his policies took … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin Isn't Running for President

Maybe it finally seeped into her mushy skull that no one likes her and that she would totally embarrass herself. Here she is with Mark the Talking Adenoid making it official: I gotta say — part of me is disappointed. … Continue reading

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Ironic Quote of the Year

Sarah Palin: “Like you, I’m not for sale.” Which is why she quit her elected public service job in order to be paid to do, well, everything. A television series, two books, a tour, paid speeches, etc, etc, etc. Grifting.

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An Hallucination

A quick clip of one of my favorite comedians, Lewis Black, covering the topic of Sarah Palin. “I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.”

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Stupid Palin Thing of the Day

Here’s Sarah Palin on Fox Business Channel falling back to her favorite theme: race-baiting about the “foreign” president his un-American “background”. Shameful race-baiting aside, it makes sense that a woman who quits everything believes that we should quit paying our … Continue reading

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Morning Awesome

Stephen Colbert on Sarah Palin’s Paul Revere explanation. Easily one of the top 10 funniest Colbert segments of all time. The Eisenhower quote: “Hey Adolf, we’re landing in Normandy. Here’s a warning shot. Ding dong, you bastard!” The Alexander Hamilton … Continue reading

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We Ignore Her At Our Own Peril

Why is the Paul Revere thing important and why am I continuing to cover Sarah Palin here? While it’s potentially increasing her visibility to write about her (visibility to all nine readers here), and while it’s potentially taking the place … Continue reading

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Stupid Palin Thing of the Day

Sarah Palin continued to butcher history on Fox News Sunday. “You realize that you messed up about Paul Revere, don’t you?” “Fox News Sunday” anchor Chris Wallace asked the potential 2012 presidential candidate. “I didn’t mess up about Paul Revere,” … Continue reading

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Bull Ship

Sarah Palin believes that America is exceptional. After all, last week she said the Statute of Liberty [sic] was given to America because France didn’t want us to be like France — they wanted us to be exceptional. So here’s … Continue reading

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