Category Archives: Stupid Party

Bobby Jindal Didn’t Get the Memo on Muslim “No-Go Zones”

The idea that entire regions in the UK have become “no-go zones” because they’ve been overrun by Muslims is such a terrible lie that Fox News actually apologized for spreading it, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal didn’t get that memo. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

When pressed about his previous comments that the president’s policies are “getting a lot of people killed,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said something even more ridiculous. On Sunday, NBC’s “Meet the Press” Host Chuck Todd asked Graham if he meant … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Stand By for Crazy

The second coming of Michele Bachmann will deliver the Republican response following the president’s State of the Union address. via NBC News Newly elected Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst will deliver the Republican response to President Barack Obama’s State of the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Here’s one for the ages from a sitting U.S. congressman. Even Adolph Hitler thought it more important than Obama to get to Paris. (For all the wrong reasons.) Obama couldn’t do it for right reasons — Randy Weber (@TXRandy14) January … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Fail of the Day: GOP Congress Can’t Pass Their Own Bill

Republicans now control both chambers of Congress so passing legislature should be easy, right? House Republicans failed to pass their first bill — a fake jobs bill — of the new Congress. Congressional leadership held the vote under suspended rules … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The Marco Rubio/Rand Paul Stupid-Off Continues

In the battle between Marco Rubio and Rand Paul, who will win? Who cares? “Rand, if he wants to become the chief cheerleader of Obama’s foreign policy, he certainly has a right to do that,” Rubio told ABC News. “I’m … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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When Rubio and Paul Argue, Everyone Else Wins

I love the smell of infighting in the morning. via TPM When it comes to Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-KY) support for the Obama administration’s new policy on Cuba, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) said the senator from Kentucky doesn’t know what … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House Bill to Avert Shutdown Will… Put High Sodium Back in School Lunches

The fate of the “Crominbus” (yes that’s a stupid name, it’s a combination of continuing resolution + ominbus) spending bill is in doubt, but if it does pass House Republicans will have won an important, historical victory against the tyranny … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Rep: Send Obama to Prison for Taking Executive Action

Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) is just sayin’ there’s a statute somewhere (he can’t remember exactly) that says we could throw the president in prison for a few years. Brooks said there is a federal statute (“I don’t have the citation … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee’s Reagan America Apple Pie Fuck Yeah Tour

I had no idea that Mike Huckabee’s Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul II Tour was a real thing that exists, but apparently it is and does. Huckabee’s overseas tour stopped at Auschwitz and Birkenau last week and, as one does, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Let’s Hear it for “Older White Guys”

Virtually every day in America is “older white guy appreciation day,” but let’s let Tucker Carlson cook. Responding to talk that young Republicans have made contributions to GOP campaigns, Carlson beamed that old white guys have done a lot for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Left Hand Doesn’t Know What the Right Hand is Doing

Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) wants to know why the White House didn’t ask the non-existent Surgeon General to head up the Ebola response. On Wednesday, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) appeared on Fox News to complain that Klain had not yet … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something

Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something about his truck being covered in mud that isn’t quite as funny. After … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Democrats Win Because Single Women Are “Wed” to Welfare

Republican Senate candidate Jeff Bell has “done a lot of thinking” about it and he has concluded that he’s losing to Cory Booker by double digits because of single women on welfare. “I’ve done a lot of thinking about this … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom Cotton Continues to Make Shit Up

Republican Senate candidate Tom Cotton (R-AK), the man who says President Obama “hijacked” the farm bill and turned it into a “food stamp bill,” now says that ISIS has collaborated with Mexican drug cartels and they may be poised to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Apparently you should consider voting for Renee Ellmers (R-NC) because she’ll save us from the “Obama-Aiken economy.” Americans are living in an “Obama-Aiken economy,” Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) said in a confrontational debate on Monday night with her Democratic opponent … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unhinged History

Conservative school boards and lawmakers in states such as Texas and Colorado have alleged that Advanced Placement U.S. History is “anti-American” because it does not censor negative events in our history, but according to Doctor Ben Carson the threat is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom Cotton is Just Making Shit Up, is a Confirmed Yokel

Remember the ridiculous ad produced the Tom Cotton campaign in which he accused the president of “hijacking” the farm bill to make it a “food stamp bill?” Virtually everyone under the sun recognized that it was a bullshit claim and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Republicans Are People Too, Or So They Say

For the lack of a better term, I’m just going to say this is pathetic. Republicans have launched a campaign to remind the world that they are people, too, and a party that needs to remind you that they’re people … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Serious People for Serious Times

Conservatives aren’t merely freaky out over the “latte salute” as Tommy Christopher points out; they’re launching an entire campaign centered around it. If you provide the NRSC with all the details they need to send you fundraising pitches in the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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