Category Archives: Super Stupid

Idiot Quote of the Day

It’s possible for a quote to be so dumb it cannot be quantified. ISIS is starting its own currency. May be stronger than the dollar if ObamaCare is fully implemented. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2014

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GOP Rep: Send Obama to Prison for Taking Executive Action

Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) is just sayin’ there’s a statute somewhere (he can’t remember exactly) that says we could throw the president in prison for a few years. Brooks said there is a federal statute (“I don’t have the citation … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee’s Reagan America Apple Pie Fuck Yeah Tour

I had no idea that Mike Huckabee’s Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul II Tour was a real thing that exists, but apparently it is and does. Huckabee’s overseas tour stopped at Auschwitz and Birkenau last week and, as one does, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Americans Very Concerned About Imaginary Problem

Obesity, cancer and heart disease are very real problems that place a heavy burden on society and the healthcare system, but Americans are more concerned about an imagined horror than they are each of those things according to Gallup. As … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Is Scott Walker the Most Clueless Governor in America?

It’s times like this that I think Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker may be the most clueless governor in America. Taken into context with his previous comments, Walker’s latest brain buster is a real doozy. “Why is more people on Medicaid … Continue reading

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This is How We Derp

We would all understand if you missed Breitbart’s big scoop over the weekend which, as it turns out, was laughably inaccurate. The crack team at Breitbart reported over the weekend that Loretta Lynch, the president’s nominee for attorney general, was … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Alabama Votes to Ban a Thing That Doesn’t Exist

While several states and cities voted in favor of initiatives to increase their minimum wage yesterday, Alabama went another direction. The threat of Shariah law has been vanquished in the state of Alabama as voters approved a constitutional amendment to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand: Election Was Repudiation of Someone Who Doesn’t Hold Public Office

Yesterday’s election was a lot of things. A reminder that Americans are incoherent and self-centered. A reminder that people will vote against their own mothers and daughters because the president is still black. A reminder that the average voter is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Let’s Hear it for “Older White Guys”

Virtually every day in America is “older white guy appreciation day,” but let’s let Tucker Carlson cook. Responding to talk that young Republicans have made contributions to GOP campaigns, Carlson beamed that old white guys have done a lot for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Left Hand Doesn’t Know What the Right Hand is Doing

Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) wants to know why the White House didn’t ask the non-existent Surgeon General to head up the Ebola response. On Wednesday, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) appeared on Fox News to complain that Klain had not yet … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

When memes become reality. Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama’s fault — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2014 Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both

Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was asked whether he supports … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something

Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something about his truck being covered in mud that isn’t quite as funny. After … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rwanda Will Screen Hysterical Americans for Ebola

I love this. In response to Ebola hysterics in America, the African nation of Rwanda will now screen passengers from America for the Ebola virus. On October 19, the Rwandan Ministry of Health introduced new Ebola Virus Disease screening requirements. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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DOCTOR Rand Paul Doesn’t Know Shit About Shit

Dr. Rand Paul has no idea what he is talking about. Rand Paul tells me Ebola more transmitable than AIDS. “If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they’re contagious and you can catch it.” — Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) October … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Democrats Win Because Single Women Are “Wed” to Welfare

Republican Senate candidate Jeff Bell has “done a lot of thinking” about it and he has concluded that he’s losing to Cory Booker by double digits because of single women on welfare. “I’ve done a lot of thinking about this … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Apparently you should consider voting for Renee Ellmers (R-NC) because she’ll save us from the “Obama-Aiken economy.” Americans are living in an “Obama-Aiken economy,” Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) said in a confrontational debate on Monday night with her Democratic opponent … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul: US Troops Might Get Ebola Just Like The Poop Cruise

That is not a verbatim headline, but it’s close. Doctor Rand Paul told conservative radio host Laura Ingraham yesterday that he’s concerned US troops will get sick just like the poop ship that CNN dedicated an entire news cycle to. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Slippery Slope

If we allow recovering alcoholics to meet on church grounds, before you know it we’ll be letting the gays in. At least that seems to be the thinking of a baptist church in Louisiana. In mid September, the Westwood Baptist … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unhinged History

Conservative school boards and lawmakers in states such as Texas and Colorado have alleged that Advanced Placement U.S. History is “anti-American” because it does not censor negative events in our history, but according to Doctor Ben Carson the threat is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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