Category Archives: Super Stupid

Conspiracy Theory

Did you hear that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant? Newsmax host Steve Malzberg heard the news and the first thing that popped into his mind was a conspiracy. “Now pardon the skeptic in me,” Malzberg said. “Oh I can see Media … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theory, Hillary Clinton, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Outreach

Is the Civil Rights Act unconstitutional? Did we make a mistake by passing it? When asked that question by an African American constituent, Ted Yoho (R-FL) could only say that he isn’t sure. YOHO: This country grew through a lot … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

Scott Brown Chooses Freedumb

The Associated Press obtained excerpts from Scott Brown’s announcement that he will formally enter the Senate race in New Hampshire and apparently someone told him this would be a winning message. “Along with our money and our health plans, for … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Champions of Civil Rights, Except For Those People

Our Party is a champion of civil rights. Founded by abolitionists & today leading the fight for educational access. #CivilRightsSummit — Reince Priebus (@Reince) April 10, 2014 Reince clearly forgot about his party’s nationwide assault on voting rights and reproductive … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 13 Comments

Scott Brown (R-Whatever)

Scott Brown is running for office again, but apparently his campaign forgot to list his party affiliation. Whoever filled out Brown’s formal statement of organization for his campaign exploratory committee left blank the small gray box asking for the candidate’s … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Super Stupid | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Three Stooges Call for Benghazi Committee, Again

Lindsey Graham, John McCain, and Kelly Ayotte aren’t quite done beating the dead Benghazi horse. “We are once again calling for the appointment of a Joint Select Committee to investigate the terrorist attacks on our compounds in Benghazi,” said Sens. … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Benghazi, John McCain, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Forgive Rand Paul for He is an Imbecile

He knows not what he does. . @BarackObama to @Pontifex: Forgive me father for I have spied. #NSA — Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) March 27, 2014 Get it? The president should ask the Pope for forgiveness for the NSA because, … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in NSA, Quote, Rand Paul, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged | 3 Comments

Yeehaw! Shoot That Obamacare

This is beneath Cro-Magnon Man. Alabama congressional candidate Will Brooke says “lets do some damage” to Obamacare by shooting it. Because that’s how we deal with things in ‘Merika; we shoot them. Perhaps he would like to shoot the millions … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Guns, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Your WTF of the Day

Are you a woman? Are you planning a girls’ night out? Do you like to drink? Alaska state Senator Pete Kelly (R) wants to put pregnancy tests in bars to ensure that women don’t binge drink while pregnant, but that’s … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Super Stupid, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , , | 11 Comments

The Liberty Tax That Wasn’t

On Friday Matt Drudge took to Twitter to claim that he had just paid his Obamacare “LIBERTY TAX” penalty for not purchasing insurance. Many, including myself, pointed out that Matt Drudge is a pants-on-fire liar. This roused the trolls from … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 8 Comments

Idiot Quote of the Day

Between Two Ferns is a distraction from Benghazi.

Instead of wasting time with a parody interview, he should be focusing on finding answers re: #Benghazi
— Randy Weber (@TXRandy14) March 11, 2014

Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Comedy, Quote, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 13 Comments

House GOP Duped Into No Food Stamps for Weed Bill

What began as a fake news report on a satirical website and found it’s way into the halls of the Colorado state capital has now landed in the House of Representatives. Representative Gosar has sponsored the No Welfare for Weed … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Marijuana, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , , | 25 Comments

Distractions

Sure, Iowa congressman and secret border control agent Steve King may allege that people will say they’re gay so they can file lawsuits for discrimination, but Washington Times columnist Steve Deace has a better theory. According to Deace, people may … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in LGBT, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 10 Comments

Fact Check

The most depressing part of this is the involvement of the state university’s journalism school. “This (bill) is not a discrimination bill,” state Rep. Adam Kwasman (R) said. “It makes no mention of sexual orientation.” The fact-checking group — a … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in LGBT, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Eric Bolling’s Fictional America

This is what it looks like when someone who should be getting shot in the balls by kids at the county fair is allowed to spew pure bullshit on a cable news channel. Eric Bolling, a man who apparently doesn’t … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Super Stupid | Tagged , , , , , | 14 Comments

That Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

Republicans apparently have no idea what the words discrimination and segregation mean if recent events are any indication. While lawmakers in Kansas and Arizona have claimed that their Jim Crow-style laws for gay people are actually secret anti-discrimination bills, a … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in LGBT, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 11 Comments

Here’s a Great Idea: Utah Rep Wants to Increase CO2

According to Utah state Representative Jerry Anderson (R), what the planet needs right now is more carbon dioxide, not less, and Anderson has introduced a bill aimed at boosting it. Anderson’s bill would prevent the establishment of state standards for … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid, WTF | Tagged , , , , , | 8 Comments

Idiot Quote of the Day

CNN Joseph Goebbells Saul Alinsky propaganda ministry mongrels
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) February 19, 2014

What?
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theory, Quote, Super Stupid, Ted Nugent, Wingnuts | Tagged | 10 Comments

Rand Paul Stupidly Plagiarized His Stupid Lawsuit

Ken Cuccinelli seemingly had no idea what he was talking about when he and Rand Paul unveiled their sham lawsuit against the Obama administration yesterday, and it turns out there’s a good reason for that. He didn’t draft it. Rand … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in NSA, Rand Paul, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Bernie Herpin is a Sociopath

Colorado state Senator Bernie Herpin (R) says it may be a good thing that Aurora theater shooter James Holmes used a 100-round magazine because it malfunctioned before he could finish annihilating the entire packed theater. Herpin made this stupefying statement … Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading
Continue reading

Posted in Gun Fetishists, Guns, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , , | 13 Comments