Category Archives: Super Stupid

LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something

Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something about his truck being covered in mud that isn’t quite as funny. After … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rwanda Will Screen Hysterical Americans for Ebola

I love this. In response to Ebola hysterics in America, the African nation of Rwanda will now screen passengers from America for the Ebola virus. On October 19, the Rwandan Ministry of Health introduced new Ebola Virus Disease screening requirements. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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DOCTOR Rand Paul Doesn’t Know Shit About Shit

Dr. Rand Paul has no idea what he is talking about. Rand Paul tells me Ebola more transmitable than AIDS. “If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they’re contagious and you can catch it.” — Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) October … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Democrats Win Because Single Women Are “Wed” to Welfare

Republican Senate candidate Jeff Bell has “done a lot of thinking” about it and he has concluded that he’s losing to Cory Booker by double digits because of single women on welfare. “I’ve done a lot of thinking about this … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Apparently you should consider voting for Renee Ellmers (R-NC) because she’ll save us from the “Obama-Aiken economy.” Americans are living in an “Obama-Aiken economy,” Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) said in a confrontational debate on Monday night with her Democratic opponent … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul: US Troops Might Get Ebola Just Like The Poop Cruise

That is not a verbatim headline, but it’s close. Doctor Rand Paul told conservative radio host Laura Ingraham yesterday that he’s concerned US troops will get sick just like the poop ship that CNN dedicated an entire news cycle to. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Slippery Slope

If we allow recovering alcoholics to meet on church grounds, before you know it we’ll be letting the gays in. At least that seems to be the thinking of a baptist church in Louisiana. In mid September, the Westwood Baptist … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unhinged History

Conservative school boards and lawmakers in states such as Texas and Colorado have alleged that Advanced Placement U.S. History is “anti-American” because it does not censor negative events in our history, but according to Doctor Ben Carson the threat is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom Cotton is Just Making Shit Up, is a Confirmed Yokel

Remember the ridiculous ad produced the Tom Cotton campaign in which he accused the president of “hijacking” the farm bill to make it a “food stamp bill?” Virtually everyone under the sun recognized that it was a bullshit claim and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach With Fox News’ The Five

Pilots who took part in the United Arab Emirates’ airstrikes on ISIS this week were led by the nation’s first female pilot, Major Mariam Al Mansouri. That’s enough to make anyone giddy, but The Five hosts Eric Bolling and Greg … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Serious People for Serious Times

Conservatives aren’t merely freaky out over the “latte salute” as Tommy Christopher points out; they’re launching an entire campaign centered around it. If you provide the NRSC with all the details they need to send you fundraising pitches in the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom DeLay is Even More Confused Than Scott Brown

While Scott Brown says President Obama should have targeted ISIS on our southern border with Mexico rather than overseas, former GOP leader Tom DeLay says the president has refused to take action because he’s secretly a member of Code Pink. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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All Roads (and Fence Jumpers) Lead to Benghazi

Fox News host Harris Faulker just couldn’t stop herself from linking the White House fence jumper to ‘another asset we didn’t protect.’ At 2:18 HARRIS: I couldn’t help but let my mind just flow to something else; another asset that … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Conservative Dating Profile

The conservative Americans for Shared Prosperity group is tired of the Democratic party’s “war on women” rhetoric so they’re fighting back with this amazingly patronizing, terrible, horrible, sexist video ad. This is monumentally bad. Warning: this may be one of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Candidate Wouldn’t Hesitate to Fire Lasers at Mexico

This is real life. Mark Walker, the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District, is an unhinged ignoramus who is willing to fire our lasers(??) at Mexico to handle the drug cartel threat. “I will tell you if you … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

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Bobby Jindal and the Science Deniers

Bobby Jindal is not a scientist, man. At a prayer breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor this morning, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal said the Obama administration is filled to the brim with “science deniers” who are “holding our economy … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Some of the Dumbest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

This is Super Stupid. Fox News host Andrea Tantaros wants to know where President Obama is at on the Ray Rice domestic violence situation. “I wanna know, where is the President on this one?” Tantaros asked, after a brief throat-clearing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Build the Danged Wall

Maine Governor Paul LePage has a great idea on how to keep immigrants out — build the Great Wall of America. You know, just like China did. Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) suggested that if a fence can’t be built … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The RNC is Very Confused

Words continue to have no meaning. You could say this is a lie, but it has just the right amount of absurdity to it to make it seem believably naive. Because as long as words continue to have no meaning, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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