Category Archives: Wingnuts

Rand Paul Has a Shotgun

Rand Paul ain’t afraid of no drone. During a Snapchat interview with CNN, Rand son of Ron said that he would shoot down a drone with his shotgun if it flies over his house. RAND: “Drones should only be used … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Jindal: No-Go Zones Are a “Very Serious Particular Threat”

The rest of the world may have realized that so-called Muslim “no-go zones” are not a real thing that exists, and Fox News may have even apologized for promoting the idea, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal will carry on the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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“Our Republican Females”

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is very upset with the women in his conference for supposedly scuttling the House abortion bill which would, once again, seek to define rape. Gohmert says “Republican females” sent “the entirely wrong message” by not supporting … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Old Presidential Candidate Yells at Cloud

As you know, this great country of ours had gone completely off the rails because women are cursing in the workplace! Gasp! “In Iowa, you would not have people who would just throw the f-bomb and use gratuitous profanity in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Ben Carson: Good Christian Bakers May Poison Your Gay Cake

By all accounts, the crowd at Steve King’s Libertyfreedumb convention loved Ben Carson, and how could they not when he says things as crazy as this? “What I have a problem with is when people try to force people to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Steve King is Keeping a List, Checking it Twice

The road to the Republican nomination for president may begin in the offices of Iowa congressman and “man who can’t forget what he buried in that cornfield” Steve King if he has anything to say about it. King, for his … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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A No-Go Invite for Tony Perkins

Earlier this week Family Research Council president Tony Perkins told listeners on his radio show that there are Muslim “no-go zones” in Minneapolis, Minnesota. There is no such thing, but since you can’t always take someone’s word for it, Representative … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bobby Jindal Keeps Talking

I don’t know what the end-game is for Bobby Jindal’s intense display of hysteria. I don’t believe he’s running for president, so what’s his game? Why is he on this campaign? It’s well established that there is no such thing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee is a Lying Liar

After Mike Huckabee assailed the president and first lady for allowing their daughters to listen to Beyonce, many people, including myself, pointed out that Huckabee actually performed alongside infamous sociopath Ted Nugent. Huckabee told the Christian Post today that his … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The Blind Leading The Blind

The Fox News lie about “no-go zones” where Sharia Law has been imposed and Muslims have full authority has spread like a wildfire throughout the world of right wing infotainment and now the blind are leading the blind. Conservatives are … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee’s “Wholesome” Music

Last week would-be presidential contender Mike Huckabee attacked the president and first lady for letting their daughters listen to Beyonce because, clearly, listening to Beyonce negates the benefits of a healthy diet and a good education. Huckabee defended his comments … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Ben Carson’s Unhinged History

Ben Carson is very impressed with ISIS; so impressed that he believes we should emulate them because that’s what our founding fathers did. “A bunch of rag-tag militiamen defeated the most powerful and professional military force on the planet. Why? … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Lunatic Assemblyman is Also a Fraud

Gordon Klingenschmitt, a newly-elected member of the Colorado General Assembly, is one of the most batshit men in America. He’s also a fraud according to court documents. Klingenschmitt built a following based on the story that he was persecuted for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Darren Wilson’s Testimony is an Infantilized Fantasy

To say that Officer Darren Wilson’s testimony was ridiculous really doesn’t do it justice. It would not be a stretch to say that it reads like Stormfront fan fiction or a white nationalist comic book. He felt like “Hulk Hogan.” … Continue reading

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And the Award for the Most Unhinged Response Goes To…

The competition is steep, but the award for the Most Unhinged Response to the president’s executive actions on immigration should probably go to Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach (R), the father of “Papers Please” anti-immigration law. “What protects us … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Steve King’s 2016 Wingnut Jamboree

If this is any indication, the 2016 Republican primary contest will informally kick off with a jamboree at Steve King’s batshit conference. All of the 2016 hopefuls have been invited to kiss Steve King’s ring and several including Ted Cruz, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Government Shutdown Fever

While Senator Mitch McConnell, who is still the minority leader, says there will be no government shutdown, the rest of the Republican party hasn’t made up its mind yet. Fortunately, Fox News has made it very easy for us to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Ted Cruz Wants Another 50 Votes to Repeal Obamacare

While the Republican-controlled House of Representatives has voted to repeal Obamacare over 50 times, the Senate, under Democratic leadership, hasn’t quite measured up. That could all change if Republicans are elected to a majority of seats tomorrow and if Senator … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Presented Without Comment

Source Washington (CNN) — South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, who is toying with the idea of a presidential bid, joked in a private gathering this month that “white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly Wants to Arrest the Nurse Who Tested Negative for Ebola

Bill O’Reilly said on his show last night that nurse Kaci Hickox should be arrested for refusing to quarantine herself. But she won’t be arrested, Bill lamented, because “the feds have no Ebola policy at all.” Or maybe it’s because … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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