Category Archives: Wingnuts

Larry Klayman’s Latest Lawsuit and Conspiracy Theory

I missed this gem of brilliance over the weekend but there’s no time like the present time to ponder anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman’s new lawsuit. Apparently Klayman, along with a group of other individuals, have filed a RICO lawsuit in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Erickson Doesn’t Think the President is a Secret Muslim, But…

He can see why some people do. Yeah. Who cares what Erickson says, right? That would be a question you should ask the Republican party because they see eye to eye. RNC chairman Reince Priebus, Senator Ted Cruz, and Governor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Man Who is Wrong About Everything Continues to Be Wrong

William “The Bloody” Kristol apparently doesn’t keep track of current events because on The Laura Ingraham Show yesterday he called for bombing campaign while casually dismissing those who have concerns about escalation. “We’re underestimating the ability of what the use … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory: Larry Klayman’s Race War Edition

Leader of the failed revolution and anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman warns us that President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have fired the opening salvos in The Race War™ so they can rename the White House. via RightWingWatch Unhinged right-wing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Iowa congressional candidate and Obamacare shooter Joni Ernst has been caught on video obtained by Yahoo showing her ranting about the diabolical U.N. and Agenda 21. “The United Nations has imposed this upon us, and as a U.S. senator, I … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It’s been nearly a week since our last migrant children conspiracy theory, hasn’t it? The impeccable writers at Matt Barber’s lunatic website inform us that President Obama brought the children into the country so he could kill 25 million Americans … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Why Do They Keep Talking About Impeachment?

Why do Democrats Republicans keep talking about impeachment? Fox News’ resident legal expert, birther, and conspiracy theorist Judge Andrew Napolitano has come to his senses and declared that it’s time to impeach the president. [On] Thursday, when asked by Fox … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Birtherism and Batshittery: Why Do They Keep Talking About Impeachment?

Why do Democrats Republicans keep talking about impeachment? Several Tea Party groups are organizing an event they’ve dubbed “National Impeach Obama Week” which will occur near the end of this month. via TPM “Gerald Ford said after the Nixon was … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Buckle your seat belt or at least sit down before reading this. As you may or may not have heard, the long-running comic book character Archie was killed by a bullet that was intended for his friend who is gay. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Steve Stockman Says Build the Dang Fence and Other Insanities

One-man circus Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman has unveiled a new proposal to build a double(!) border fence. No word on whether or not it will have a moat. Stockman’s bill, titled the SECURITY (Safely Exacting Cautious Useful Rules … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Iowa congressman and Secret Border Control Agent Steve King, the man House Republican leadership handed their border legislation over to, warns us that President Obama wants to be impeached so he can then fully realize his plans to usurp all … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Minuteman Co-Founder: It’s Okay to Call for Gasing Immigrant Children

Jim Gilchrist, the co-founder of the Minuteman Project who is planning to revive the group and begin patrolling the southern border next Spring, expressed sympathy for a woman who said immigrant children should be killed in gas chambers during an … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Today’s wildest of wild theories is brought to us by Michele Bachmann, again, who tells us President Obama is bringing Central American children into the country so he can perform medical experiments on them. “That’s more kids that you can … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Rep. Gohmert (R-TX) Says Immigrant Children are Terrorists and Rapists

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-Batshit) says immigrant children from Central America have been coached to say they’ve fled violence in their home countries. Why would someone coach them to say that? Because, according to Gohmert, they’re terrorists and rapist who only … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 3: The Obamaphone Invasion

William Gheen, the president of the Americans for Legal Immigration PAC and man who believes China will deploy immigrant children in a secret invasion, has a new theory: President Obama is using Obamaphones to recruit immigrant child soldiers. via RightWingWatch … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here’s a Great Idea

Here’s a terrible great idea: let’s force every student in the state of Florida to watch convicted asshole Dinesh D’Douchebag’s latest sham documentary. via ThinkProgress Republican Alan Hays, inspired after seeing the movie in theaters, said he now plans on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bachmann: The LGBT Community Are All Child Rapists

I’m sorry to say, Michele Bachmann is still a sitting member of Congress representing Minnesota’s 6th congressional district until the end of the current session, and this may be the ugliest thing she has ever said or at least the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It may seem reasonable to you that the FAA temporarily banned flights to Israel after rockets landed near the Ben-Gurion International Airport, especially after a civilian airliner was just shot down in Ukraine, killing 295 people, but Texas senator and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Secret Border Control Agent Steve King Can’t Say Where President Obama Was Born

Secret border control agent, Iowa congressman, and “man trying to forget what he buried in that cornfield” Steve King (R) says President Obama doesn’t appreciate the Star Spangled Banner the way you and I do because he may not be … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Iron-Pumping, Anti-Immigrant Bro Candidate Doesn’t Know Why Militia Followed Him

Frank Riggs, the shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Bro candidate running for governor in Arizona can’t figure out why a group of militiamen followed him around at an anti-immigrant protest. During an interview with TPM, Riggs said he doesn’t know why they … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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