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Source Washington (CNN) — South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, who is toying with the idea of a presidential bid, joked in a private gathering this month that “white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly Wants to Arrest the Nurse Who Tested Negative for Ebola

Bill O’Reilly said on his show last night that nurse Kaci Hickox should be arrested for refusing to quarantine herself. But she won’t be arrested, Bill lamented, because “the feds have no Ebola policy at all.” Or maybe it’s because … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Jody Hice’s Theory of Everything: Public School Leads to Environmentalism, Homosexuality, Abortion, Cultural Tolerance

Jody Hice will probably be a member of Congress come January. Jody Hice says public schools are just like Nazi Germany. HICE: Obviously, if we have government — which is what the public school is — if we have government … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Larry Klayman’s Latest Brain Droppings

Anti-NSA complainant and leader of the failed movement to overthrow the government Larry Klayman has taken to the pages of WorldNutDaily to warn us that President Obama has intentionally “opened the door” for viral suicide bombers because he’s The Real … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It’s been a couple weeks so I guess we were overdue for an Obama’s Secret Immigrant Army conspiracy theory. The executive director of Gun Owners of America, Larry Pratt, warns us that President Obama will enlist immigrants in his secret … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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No, You!

The voices in Louie Gohmert’s head have been whispering to him again. During a radio interview with Glenn Beck, Louie said the nurses who’ve been infected with Ebola are emblematic of the Democrats’ War on Women. Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Is This Peak Fearmonger?

Peak Fearmongering may be a myth, but I’d say this comes close to being the real deal. Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson (R) told NewsmaxTV that it’s a “real and present danger” that ISIS terrorists may intentionally infect themselves with Ebola … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Remember The Anti-Gay Alamo

If we don’t stop the “LGBT assault” in its tracks right now, Santa Anna is going to blow through Houston like a Hurricane according to Georgia GOP House candidate Jody Hice. Pastors in the Houston area have been subpoenaed for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop ISIS-Ebola-Border Fearmongering

Former Senator Scott Brown continues to shit himself over the thought of Ebola-carrying terrorist criminal persons crossing our southern border with Mexico. When asked if we should place restrictions on traveling to or from West Africa, Brown went much further … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Representative Steve Stockman (R-TX) has uncovered a grand conspiracy and discovered that President Obama will soon issue Order 66 Order 33 to seize total control after Ebola spreads throughout the country. via RightWingWatch STOCKMAN: Well, I think, what was it, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Don’t Get “Cantored”

While this is an amusing anecdote, I believe it has implications for the next election. Staffers have now coined the term “Cantored”, meaning to lose in what is otherwise considered to be a safe, Republican-controlled seat. “Anyone who is in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Dumb Dynasty

Zach Dasher, the nephew of “Duck Dynasty” star and infamous bigot Phil Robertson, is running for Congress and he’s pledging to stand up for your Second Amendment rights because you never know when we might have to overthrow the government. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The End is Nigh

Is it possible that ISIS will cross into American through our southern border with Mexico? Not only is it a possibility, they’re already here(!) according to Michele Bachmann and the car bombings should start any time now. “I don’t want … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Larry Klayman Files Petition to Deport the President

Anti-NSA complainant and leader of the failed movement to overthrow the government Larry Klayman has filed a petition with the Department of Homeland Security, asking the department to deport President Obama. You can read the petition here if you care … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Gheen’s Words Are On Rubio’s Lips, Says Gheen

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) remains on ALIPAC president William Gheen’s naughty list because he supported immigration reform that one time before turning against his own bill, but Gheen is proud that Rubio has turned to the dark side and is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unhinged History

Conservative school boards and lawmakers in states such as Texas and Colorado have alleged that Advanced Placement U.S. History is “anti-American” because it does not censor negative events in our history, but according to Doctor Ben Carson the threat is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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It Could Happen

Republicans in Delkab County, Alabama are warning local residents that if they reelect their Democratic sheriff, he may help President Obama suspend the 2016 election and usurp all power. In a letter mailed to local voters, a prominent party donor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

Here’s an idea: let’s track immigrants just like Fedex packages. Must credit Virginia Republican congressional candidate Barbara Comstock. “I think immigration should be done by legislation, not executive action. I think first and foremost, we need to stop playing politics … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

The last time we caught up with William Gheen of the Americans for Legal Immigration PAC, he warned us that President Obama had conspired to bring thousands of immigrant children into America to serve as a private army either for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Proof is in the pudding for anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman. According to him, the president’s refusal to nuke the entire middle east and kill Muslims on sight is proof that the president himself is a secret Muslim or “Muslim in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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