Category Archives: Wingnuts

Conspiracy Theory 3: The Obamaphone Invasion

William Gheen, the president of the Americans for Legal Immigration PAC and man who believes China will deploy immigrant children in a secret invasion, has a new theory: President Obama is using Obamaphones to recruit immigrant child soldiers. via RightWingWatch … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here’s a Great Idea

Here’s a terrible great idea: let’s force every student in the state of Florida to watch convicted asshole Dinesh D’Douchebag’s latest sham documentary. via ThinkProgress Republican Alan Hays, inspired after seeing the movie in theaters, said he now plans on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bachmann: The LGBT Community Are All Child Rapists

I’m sorry to say, Michele Bachmann is still a sitting member of Congress representing Minnesota’s 6th congressional district until the end of the current session, and this may be the ugliest thing she has ever said or at least the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It may seem reasonable to you that the FAA temporarily banned flights to Israel after rockets landed near the Ben-Gurion International Airport, especially after a civilian airliner was just shot down in Ukraine, killing 295 people, but Texas senator and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Secret Border Control Agent Steve King Can’t Say Where President Obama Was Born

Secret border control agent, Iowa congressman, and “man trying to forget what he buried in that cornfield” Steve King (R) says President Obama doesn’t appreciate the Star Spangled Banner the way you and I do because he may not be … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Iron-Pumping, Anti-Immigrant Bro Candidate Doesn’t Know Why Militia Followed Him

Frank Riggs, the shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Bro candidate running for governor in Arizona can’t figure out why a group of militiamen followed him around at an anti-immigrant protest. During an interview with TPM, Riggs said he doesn’t know why they … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Do You Even Lift? Shirtless Old Bro Pumps Iron in Campaign Ad

It’s been a while since we’ve featured an unhinged Republican campaign ad, so here’s an ad for shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Old Bro and Arizona gubernatorial candidate Frank Riggs, an army veteran whose had just about enough of that Obama character … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Domestic Terrorist Planning to Kill Police Wanted an Uprising

Another domestic terrorist planning to kill police officers and destroy infrastructure was arrested in Utah on Friday night before he could carry out his plans. Reuters The Tremonton Police Department was tipped off to the plot in February and launched … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theorists Ask the Tyrant President to Ignore the Law

We have enough Obama/Immigration conspiracy theories to curate a wikipedia page at this point, but when infamous insane person Tom Tancredo spelled out his conspiracy theory he also said something else that is far more interesting and seemingly contradictory. via … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rep. Gohmert Wants to Raise Taxes to Pay for a Military Campaign Against Children

Representative Louie Gohmert isn’t interested in approving President Obama’s spending request of $3.7 billion which would fund additional processing centers, judges, lawyers, and border control agents, but he is interested in seeing his home state of Texas raise taxes to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 2: The Batshittening

We have a new theory on the influx of undocumented children from Central America and this one is the craziest theory yet. According to the head of ALIPAC, President Obama has facilitated the migration of these children in cooperation with … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It’s not entirely clear what Texas Governor Rick Perry believes, but he believes… something. “I have to believe that when you do not respond in any way, that you are either inept, or you have some ulterior motive of which … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

You can give Dr. Ben Carson points for originality, I suppose. Typically when someone speaks of the coming New World Order, they point fingers at “the globalists” who are clearly masterminding it, but Ben Carson believes gay people are our … Continue reading
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Outreach

According to Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) the real problem with immigrants is not that they’re taking our jobs, it’s that they have scabies, lice, and swine flu. “I asked them about, ‘I hear there’s 18 cases of scabies here, where … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Fox News contributor and supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow is concerned that the World Cup is a secret Obama plot to distract us from, I don’t know, the fact that Fox News employs raving idiots like himself. At 0:52 ABLOW: “I’m … Continue reading
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The Revolution Has Been Delayed Far Too Long

Wingnut lawyer and leader of the movement to overthrow the president Larry Klayman has agreed to accept censure because he really needs to get back to the business of saving America from our tyrannical Usurper in Chief. “I wanted to … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Arizona state Senator Kelli Ward (R) is very concerned about Chemtrails, or at least her constituents are and she’s taking their concerns serious enough to hold a public hearing. State Sen. Kelli Ward (R) told the Havasu News that she’s … Continue reading
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Heads Up: God Will Destroy America Soon Because of Obamacare

American Family Association President Tim Wildmon says that, between gay rights and Obamacare, God already has plenty of excuses to destroy America, he’s just waiting for the right moment. WILDMON: Our president is promoting the gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered and … Continue reading
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AFA: Sharia Law Would Be Better Than This America

The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer and his callers are so fed up with all of this pornography business that they’re ready to embrace sharia law. After one of his callers told Fischer that sharia law is “probably preferable to … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

According to Alex Jones, an old Pentagon directive that allows the use of military force domestically under “extraordinary emergency circumstances” is proof that President Obama is planning to bomb the Tea Party. Jones, of course, read this to mean that … Continue reading
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