Category Archives: WTF

Outreach

Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade just can’t wrap his head around the idea that you can dial 911 for emergency assistance even if you’re an undocumented brown person. via Media Matters On July 23, Fox & Friends centered a … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin is Talking About Legitimate Rape Again

Former congressman Todd Akin (R-MO) continued his comeback tour today by appearing on MSNBC and offering a non-apology apology for his use of the phrase “legitimate rape.” “Legitimate rape is a law enforcement term. And it’s abbreviation for legitimate case … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 2: The Batshittening

We have a new theory on the influx of undocumented children from Central America and this one is the craziest theory yet. According to the head of ALIPAC, President Obama has facilitated the migration of these children in cooperation with … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in China, Conspiracy Theory, Immigration, Wingnuts, WTF | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

Outreach: Wives Should Pour Their Husbands Drinks, Date Rape is Actually “Mistake Sex”

I’m sure you can imagine how the above Fox & Friends segment screencaptured by ThinkProgress transpired. During this “sage advice” segment, women were advised that they need to stop referring to rape as rape just because those darn feminists tell … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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WTF?

This is going to get a little weird. Oklahoma Republican primary candidate Timothy Ray Murray is not ready to concede the race to Representative Frank Lucas because he believes Lucas is a “body double” impostor. Murray brings it up in … Continue reading
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How to Drastically Reduce School Shootings in America

Just stop counting them. In a news report published Thursday, CNN amends its prior reporting that there were 74 school shootings since the Newtown Massacre — a number calculated by gun violence prevention group Everytown for Gun Safety — and … Continue reading
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Posted in Guns, The Media, WTF | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Yummy! Delicious Black Tar Refreshments!

This is what your fake-sugar soda pop looks like when it’s boiled down: “The American Heart Association writes 180,000 annual deaths may be linked to the consumption of sugary soft drinks.” Drink up, America! (Do not) Continue reading
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Posted in Food, WTF | Tagged , , | 12 Comments

Sen. Rand Paul’s Sick Sense Of Humor

Wingnuts were on parade for their annual convention in Fort Worth, Texas this past Friday (where the scooters and on-sight repairs were provided for a fee) and, while Senator Ted Cruz could have walked with the unofficial award for Most Fanatical, Jingoistic, … Continue reading
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Posted in Elections, Far-right Intellectual Violence, Foreign Policy, Rand Paul, Republican Party, Wingnuts, Worst Persons, WTF | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has put together a “down and dirty” guide to hiding … Continue reading
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Posted in Gun Fetishists, Guns, WTF | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Hannity Has Some Ideas About Executing People

Fox News host Sean Hannity can’t fathom how anyone could botch an execution. If you’re having trouble with your executions, you should hire an expert executioner like Mister Hannity. Fox News host Sean Hannity asked state Rep. Paul Ray (R) … Continue reading
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Posted in Death Penalty, WTF | Tagged , | 14 Comments

Wait, What?

You can file this under things I didn’t expect to see today, and for good reason. From the Associated Press NEW YORK (AP) — In a field that featured superstars such as Veronica Roth, Rick Riordan and Jeff Kinney, the … Continue reading
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Posted in Rush Limbaugh, WTF | 30 Comments

Benghazi Derangement Syndrome

“Tomorrow, President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report. … I hope they ask him about Benghazi. Like the weatherman from Montana should ask him about Benghazi, that would … Continue reading
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Posted in Benghazi, WTF | Tagged , , , | 15 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

The residents of Fairview Township, Pennsylvania can rest easy; the KKK is patrolling the streets. PennLive reports the Ku Klux Klan passed out flyers alerting residents in Fairview Township, Pa., that, “You can sleep tonight knowing the Klan is awake!”. … Continue reading
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Posted in Racism, WTF | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

Bob Quast Will “Blow Your Balls Off”

This is a real thing that exists, produced by Iowa Independent Senate candidate Bob Quast. If you are the sexual predator and sociopath who murdered my sister Lynette and you come to my front door to do harm to my … Continue reading
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Greenwald and Snowden Now Appearing Via Orwellian Irony

At an Amnesty International conference this past week(This year’s theme: Protecting our polluted metadata lakes and privacy landfills from Wizards because child poverty, corporate power, concentrated wealth, voter suppression and women’s reproductive rights were just too specific), Glenn Greenwald and Edward Snowden appeared as … Continue reading
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Posted in FISA, Foreign Policy, Glenn Greenwald, Internet, NSA, Privacy, Technology, Telecommunications, WTF | Tagged , , , , , | 9 Comments

Republican Party: America’s Worst Idea

What’s being called the “No More National Parks” bill, House Republicans are expected to vote this week to effectively shut down the spread of America’s best idea. Via Think Progress: Responding to President Obama’s decision last week to protect a … Continue reading
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Posted in Crazy Caucus, Environment, Far-right Intellectual Violence, National Parks, Republican Party, Stupid Party, WTF | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Marathon Spelling Bee Ends With “Definition?”

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning? KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A marathon spelling bee finally has a conclusion — after nearly 100 rounds and two weeks of anticipation. On Saturday, the seventh-grader was declared the winner … Continue reading
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Posted in Education, WTF | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Wait, What?

After video emerged of local police apparently using excessive force to arrest a woman for jogging in the wrong place, Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo addressed complaints about the arrest by saying it could have been worse; they could have … Continue reading
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Clarence Thomas Still Wasting Space

Jeffrey Toobin checks in with the progress Justice Clarence Thomas is making in his lifetime appointed position of ‘checked-out’ mute to the most important court in the world, and discovers nothing has changed in the past eight years. As of … Continue reading
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Posted in Far-right Intellectual Violence, Republican Party, Supreme Court, Wingnuts, WTF | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Here’s a Great Idea: Utah Rep Wants to Increase CO2

According to Utah state Representative Jerry Anderson (R), what the planet needs right now is more carbon dioxide, not less, and Anderson has introduced a bill aimed at boosting it. Anderson’s bill would prevent the establishment of state standards for … Continue reading
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