Tag Archives: Allen West

A Dispatch from the UFO Convention

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 2:00 pm by JM Ashby

The opening day of CPAC went in unexpected directions as The Gohmert Pyle took the stage. For example — this is a new one. Gohmert: I’m not gonna debate the merits of whether we should or should not have gone … Continue reading →
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Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 2:00 pm by JM Ashby

This guy And this guy And this guy This woman And this guy And then there’s Joe Lieberman who is among the parties most responsible for watering down healthcare reform. We’ll never forget. The 112 congress, perhaps the worst congress … Continue reading →

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There Should Be a Mental Competence Test for Politicians

Posted on November 13, 2012 at 9:14 am by Bob Cesca

If you’re deemed as mentally imbalanced as Allen West (or Bachmann or Steve King or Louie Gohmert), you should be disqualified from running for Congress. Allen West has clearly lost his campaign but he’s refusing to concede: Conservative firebrand Rep. … Continue reading →

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Devolution

Posted on November 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – David Fitzsimmons It’s official, Allen West has been defeated. Tea Party congressman Allen West still refuses to admit defeat in his hard fought Florida Congressional race, but he has been officially declared the loser now that all the … Continue reading →

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Cream of the Crap

Posted on October 12, 2012 at 7:00 pm by JM Ashby

Jon Stewart pans the “down-ballot notables” of the Republican party. “I can’t believe Simon and Schuster didn’t like the cut of that fellow’s jib.” Can’t. Breathe.

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Allen West Sees Commies in his Soup

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 4:15 pm by JM Ashby

Allen West is very serious. Q: What percentage of the American legislature do you think are card-carrying Marxists? A: I believe there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democratic Party that are members of the Communist Party. How did … Continue reading →

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Allen West is a Terrible Liar

Posted on March 30, 2012 at 3:30 pm by JM Ashby

Representative Bobby Rush was removed from the floor of the House yesterday because he wore a hoodie in honor of Trayvon Martin. Here’s the video of that Today Representative Allen West (R-Asshole) is claiming the real reason Rush was removed … Continue reading →

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Moment of Derp

Posted on February 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm by JM Ashby

Allen West, everybody. Here is the bottom line, last night it took 70 dollars to fill the tank of my 2008 H3 Hummer, what is it costing you? What does it cost the president to fill his gas tank? -Allen … Continue reading →

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Another Tip from the Crazy Caucus

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm by Bob Cesca

Rep. Allen West (R-Crazy Caucus) has something to say about critics of the Marines who pissed on the corpses of Taliban soldiers. “As for everyone else, unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth, war is … Continue reading →

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A Word from the Crazy Caucus

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am by Bob Cesca

A member of Congress recommended a military insurrection. Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.), who doesn’t make much of an effort to hide his extremism, argued on a right-wing radio show this week U.S. military leaders should consider ignoring the orders of … Continue reading →

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