Tag Archives: Colorado

Lunatic Assemblyman is Also a Fraud

Gordon Klingenschmitt, a newly-elected member of the Colorado General Assembly, is one of the most batshit men in America. He’s also a fraud according to court documents. Klingenschmitt built a following based on the story that he was persecuted for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Lying Liars, Religion, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Unhinged History: We “Voluntarily” Ended Slavery

A member of the Colorado Board of Education apparently believes very fantastical things about American history. As an opponent of the “anti-American” Advanced Placement U.S. History curriculum, board member Pam Mazanec believes we should teach American exceptionalism because we “voluntarily … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Education, History | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

False Patriotism for False Patriots

Fox Host Gretchen Carlson has a thing or two to say about the students who walked out in protest in the Denver, Colorado area after the local school board proposed censoring their history curriculum. Carlson is “all for” free speech … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Education, History | Tagged , , , | 14 Comments

The Conservative War on History Continues

The conservative war on history, which recently reared its head in Texas where state officials voted to drop the Advanced Placement U.S. History curriculum because it was “anti-American,” has spread to the Denver, Colorado area where the local school board … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Education, History, Koch Brothers | Tagged , , | 17 Comments

Outreach

Republicans in Colorado are apparently under the belief that women would have no interest in watching a gubernatorial debate without a demeaning gimmick. At the start of the “Women and Colorado’s Future” debate, the moderator explained that it would be … Continue reading
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Catch Them While They’re Young

When I was a kid we went on field trips to museums or the actor’s theater. Kids in Pueblo County, Colorado are going on field trips to a god damn shooting range. A Pueblo County, Colo. middle school sent a … Continue reading
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Posted in Education, Guns | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Bernie Herpin is a Sociopath

Colorado state Senator Bernie Herpin (R) says it may be a good thing that Aurora theater shooter James Holmes used a 100-round magazine because it malfunctioned before he could finish annihilating the entire packed theater. Herpin made this stupefying statement … Continue reading
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Posted in Gun Fetishists, Guns, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , , | 13 Comments

Stupid Party, Stupid Media

Fox News apparently didn’t get the memo that the food stamps for pot story was completely fake. Or they wish they had thought of it first. via Media Matters Despite lack of evidence and the failure of the bill, Fox … Continue reading
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Posted in Ethics, Food, The Media | Tagged , , , , , | 5 Comments

Super Stupid

Colorado State Senator Vicki Marble (R) is at it again. The lawmaker who said that poverty is higher among minorities because of poor genetics, fried chicken, and porno, among other things, believes that people are using food stamps to buy … Continue reading
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Marijuana Stocks Soar, Supply Running Dangerously Low, Man!

In these dark economic times, it appears the nation’s bloodshot eyes now look to the sky, preferably at night, for answers that may never come, but will eventually. Unseen since the Depression-era days of soup lines and 70s oil shortages, … Continue reading
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Posted in Dessert, Drugs, Economy, Marijuana | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

The High Over Colorado

I’m allowed at least one weed joke. Artist – Joe Heller In all seriousness, a significant portion of the nation will see temperatures anywhere from -10 to -30 below zero between tomorrow and early next week. Some areas of the … Continue reading
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Posted in Marijuana, Open Thread, Weather | Tagged , | 4 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

Six months after it was originally proposed, a judge ruled today that the town of Deer Trail, Colorado can vote on drone-hunting permits. A judge ruled Tuesday that a petition drive to put a proposal to issue drone-hunting permits to … Continue reading
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Posted in Drones, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

The Great Satan

Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Colorado state Senator Evie Hudak (D) resigned today, allowing the state Democratic party to appoint her replacement rather than face a recall election. “Most Coloradans believe that the convenience of high-capacity ammunition magazines … Continue reading
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Posted in Guns, Iran, Open Thread | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

We’ve Voted to Secede, Now What?

Out of the eleven counties that voted to secede from Colorado yesterday, five of them including Yuma, Cheyenne, Phillips, Kit Carson, and Washington voted in favor of secession while the other six rejected it. Here’s a breakdown of the vote … Continue reading
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Posted in Ethics | Tagged , | 18 Comments

Dysfunctional Web Site

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a case from Oklahoma on the ban on RU-486, a medication abortion, meaning the Oklahoma Supreme Court’s decision to strike the ban will be upheld. When … Continue reading
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Keep Going, You’re Doing Great

Remember the Colorado Republican who said higher rates of poverty among minorities can be blamed on fried chicken and porno? Weeks later one of her colleagues displayed her solidarity with Vicki Marble by bringing a box of Popeye’s fried chicken … Continue reading
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Posted in Food, Racism | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Brogrammers

This may be the best cartoon ever if you’re someone who, like me, can’t stand libertarian-curious Tech Bros. Artist – Jen Sorensen Here’s something you may not think of as you observe the record flooding in Colorado — the mixture … Continue reading
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Posted in Environment, Open Thread | Tagged , , , , , | 7 Comments

Infrastructure Deficit

As you’re likely aware the state of Colorado has been battered by record-breaking floods that are now being called a 1 in 1,000 year event, and this event has exposed what has previously been described as an infrastructure deficit. That … Continue reading
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Posted in Environment, Weather | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Very Serious

Artist – Scott Stantis Remember the Colorado legislator who claimed minorities suffer from higher rates of poverty because of fried chicken and porno? One of her colleagues decided to show solidarity with her today by bringing fried chicken to the … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Food, John McCain, Open Thread, Racism | Tagged , | 6 Comments

Smoke’em if You Got’em

This will rob a great many people of one of their favorite anti-Obama talking points. via TPM WASHINGTON (AP) — The federal government says it will not sue to stop the states of Colorado and Washington from allowing recreational marijuana … Continue reading
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